Today, while lifeguarding, I received six prank phone calls on the official pool phone. When it rang again, I picked it up, told them to go fuck themselves, hung up, and then left the phone off the hook. A second later, my cellphone rang. It was my boss, telling me to get a sense of humor. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I thought it would be funny to prank call my job on my day off. I star 69’ed the numbers and prank called my coworkers. However, when I got to my boss, he knew who I was, and threatened to report me to the police. I’d forgotten to star 69. Safe to say, I was fired on my day off. FML
Today, my boss rang me for the 5th time on my day off. Frustrated I pushed 'ignore' and yelled a string of obscenities at my phone. Turns out I pushed 'talk'. FML
Today, while sitting on the toilet, my phone pocket dialed my boss's cell. He was in the next stall. He answered. FML
Today, at work, my phone rang. My intern answered it and told me it was a coworker who'd just left. I picked up and said "What's up bitch? What are you going to complain about now?!" It was actually my boss. FML
Today, I received a prank phone call that woke me up. I actually kept them on the line because they were the first person to call me in weeks. FML
Today, while at work as a telemarketer, I called a customer on his home phone. Once I was connected, an automated voice said, "To speak with a customer, please press 1." Confused, I pressed one. I then heard loud laughter followed by, "Oh my god! What a dumbass!" before they hung up. FML
Today, my boss called me to inform me that I'm being laid off. In my ensuing fit of rage, I deleted the recent project I've been working on for weeks. Pretty soon after, he called me back to let me know it was a prank. FML
Today, I was at the pool with two boys I babysit. The eldest wouldn't get out of the pool so I pretended to call his dad. He then ran out of the pool, pushed me down, grabbed my phone, chucked it into the pool and then ran back into the pool. FML
Today, while taking part in a lifeguarding exercise, I was supposed to "drown" to get another guard to save me. After all was done, my boss called me into his office and screamed at me for "drowning the wrong way," and threatening our reputation. FML
Today, the highlight of my day was someone prank-calling me. FML
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myname_fml 0
Your boss sounds like a douche bag. Six prank calls is overboard, unless it wasn't him those six times, but still, grow up.
untoldfame 3
you should have told him to take a long walk off a short pier!
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Comments (71)
My2864 1
your right for saying that your boss is distracting you for no reason your a lifeguard you need to pay attention
s6309volt 0
I would love to have a boss like that ur lucky ppl got to stop being over tight about life laugh Alil
acf0726 0
When I was a lifeguard, we weren't even allowed to take our eyes off the slides to give directions to a passing customer. Your boss is a moron. If someone had drowned during that time you were answering his phone calls, it would have been on you.
kawaiianime 5
why does your boss have your cell phone number?
Wire54321 7
Fired? Much
dhiran_singh 16
Lol
Tiwuz 19
At least he wasn't mad after you ruined his good time, things could be worse.
LadySchaefer 8
Hey you didn't get fired at least : ) right?
HedgeFox90 26
Bout time your boss realized the maturity that goes with being someone's boss...
complicatedman 3
Me as a boss tbh.