Today, while riding on the car with my family, I put on my headphones and pretended to be listening to music and when my parents talked to me, I pretended I couldn't hear them. They took this opportunity to discuss how fat I was and how I can't hold down a boyfriend. They were laughing as well. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was eating dinner with my family. My parents didn't want me to hear what they were talking about so they decided they would spell out the words so I wouldn't understand. I didn't. FML
Today, as I woke up early to do my physics homework, I heard my parents talk about how big a disappointment I am for them. They discussed how stupid, immature and how big a burden I was. They knew I was listening. FML
Today, I had to listen to my mom give a detailed description of her date last night to her friends via speakerphone... while I was trapped in the car with her. When I pointed out that I was still in the back seat, she scoffed and told me, "I have a sex life, deal with it." FML
Today, I discovered how pathetically introverted I am when during a car ride with my family, I said, "I really like this song" and my parents gasped because they didn't realize I was in the back seat. And I'm their only child. FML
Today, I went out with my parents and a family friend. After saying goodbye to the friend and as soon as the elevator doors shut, my parents started trash-talking the friend's looks, stature, choice of clothes, etc. Now I understand a lot about my education growing up. FML
Today, I was performing in an orchestra concert. My stand partner and I commented on people in the audience the whole time, saying how fat they were, etc. Towards the end of the concert, I realized we were sitting right by a microphone, and the whole audience could hear us. FML
Today, I was in my car and a cute guy pulled up next to me. He looked at me and smiled, but in order to be cool, I pretended not to notice. I also pretended that I was listening to music and was completely absorbed in it, singing passionately. I wasn't even listening to music and my window was down. FML
Today, I was sitting in class when I overheard a group talking about how much they don't like me. When they saw me there, they burst out laughing. FML
Today, I pretended to be on the phone to avoid small talk with someone from my building. I spoke loudly into the phone while walking by them. My phone rang in the middle of my fake conversation. FML
Today, I was called fat by my boyfriend's old-fashioned mom. I'm not close to fat but I'm not really skinny either so she calls me fat. She also complained that my feet makes noise when I walk and that girls shouldn't make noise when walking. This week has been hell. FML
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Turtles 0
You were riding ...on your car?
FML_FYL_YDI 0
#1, it might be the girl's fault she's overweight, but her family should not talk about this fact so cruelly- and laugh at her! Especially with her in the car.
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Comments (215)
netbeui435 3
the unvarnished truth
brrrx 0
YDI for ignoring your parents. Also, YDI for riding on a car, don't you know you could hurt yourself like that?
fYOURlife1989 0
they probably knew there was no music playing and wanted to mess with you..
pete_skeet 0
bawwww the world is so mean. fatass should lose some weight and work on her relationships
1234five 0
You were riding on the car?
Shlizabeth 0
Lol, it's shamu!
MadeOfAwesome 1
LOL, I do that sometimes. Only I actually play my music, but at a low volume so I can hear what my asshole parents say about me. Then, I if hear something I don't wanna hear, I just turn it up (:
Scotticus117 11
wow so you're so fat you have to ride ON the car?
anon79 0
You don't think they were just teasing? Sounds like something my parents (and friends, and I) would do as a joke.
slipknot4ever777 0
It's not her fault unless she doesn't eat right. I have the opposite problem, I have a fast metabolism. You shouldn't have ignored your parents though.
martyrdom 0
anyone who says she diserved it is clearly single now and always will be single, and if ur not, ur soon to be you dumb ****,. and im sorry that your family is so mean :(
olisykes_ 0
Um, no. **** you. Go martyr yourself now, ******* fatass.