Today, while riding on the car with my family, I put on my headphones and pretended to be listening to music and when my parents talked to me, I pretended I couldn't hear them. They took this opportunity to discuss how fat I was and how I can't hold down a boyfriend. They were laughing as well. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was eating dinner with my family. My parents didn't want me to hear what they were talking about so they decided they would spell out the words so I wouldn't understand. I didn't. FML
Today, as I woke up early to do my physics homework, I heard my parents talk about how big a disappointment I am for them. They discussed how stupid, immature and how big a burden I was. They knew I was listening. FML
Today, I had to listen to my mom give a detailed description of her date last night to her friends via speakerphone... while I was trapped in the car with her. When I pointed out that I was still in the back seat, she scoffed and told me, "I have a sex life, deal with it." FML
Today, I discovered how pathetically introverted I am when during a car ride with my family, I said, "I really like this song" and my parents gasped because they didn't realize I was in the back seat. And I'm their only child. FML
Today, I went out with my parents and a family friend. After saying goodbye to the friend and as soon as the elevator doors shut, my parents started trash-talking the friend's looks, stature, choice of clothes, etc. Now I understand a lot about my education growing up. FML
Today, I was performing in an orchestra concert. My stand partner and I commented on people in the audience the whole time, saying how fat they were, etc. Towards the end of the concert, I realized we were sitting right by a microphone, and the whole audience could hear us. FML
Today, I was in my car and a cute guy pulled up next to me. He looked at me and smiled, but in order to be cool, I pretended not to notice. I also pretended that I was listening to music and was completely absorbed in it, singing passionately. I wasn't even listening to music and my window was down. FML
Today, I was sitting in class when I overheard a group talking about how much they don't like me. When they saw me there, they burst out laughing. FML
Today, I pretended to be on the phone to avoid small talk with someone from my building. I spoke loudly into the phone while walking by them. My phone rang in the middle of my fake conversation. FML
Today, I was called fat by my boyfriend's old-fashioned mom. I'm not close to fat but I'm not really skinny either so she calls me fat. She also complained that my feet makes noise when I walk and that girls shouldn't make noise when walking. This week has been hell. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
Turtles 0
You were riding ...on your car?
FML_FYL_YDI 0
#1, it might be the girl's fault she's overweight, but her family should not talk about this fact so cruelly- and laugh at her! Especially with her in the car.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (215)
frenchfry223 0
If you're fat it is 100% your fault you are fat. slow metabolism is just an excuse for fat people to feel better about their fatness.
scateice 0
Yes! Finally! The truth is spoken.
Jennika 0
Lol, you're parent's sound like mine.
FoundManyLemons 0
Pwnd
Rota 0
Lolz lose some weight fatty. YDI
RunZoneFive 0
That sucks. I hope they were joking maybe and knew you were listening?
divineinstrument 2
I do think you could be right
leushqua 2
haha, i always do that headphone thing :D
X7AfterlifeA7X 0
wow apparently my mouse double clicked and made it say both ur life is ****** and ydi, well you did NOT deserve that, thats bullshit, if my parents ever tried tht theyd be dead, sorry you had to hear tht =(
girlnamedkris 0
ydi fatty
mattmag 0
lol fatty! I'll probably rapidly gain hundreds of pounds when my metabolism slows, and my perfect eyesight will fade soon too. I'm using every opportunity to make fun of fat and/or blind people while I still can!
mattmag 0
Rofl #122, I didn't notice that. Reminds me of Mr Bean.