Today, while riding on the car with my family, I put on my headphones and pretended to be listening to music and when my parents talked to me, I pretended I couldn't hear them. They took this opportunity to discuss how fat I was and how I can't hold down a boyfriend. They were laughing as well. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was eating dinner with my family. My parents didn't want me to hear what they were talking about so they decided they would spell out the words so I wouldn't understand. I didn't. FML
Today, as I woke up early to do my physics homework, I heard my parents talk about how big a disappointment I am for them. They discussed how stupid, immature and how big a burden I was. They knew I was listening. FML
Today, I had to listen to my mom give a detailed description of her date last night to her friends via speakerphone... while I was trapped in the car with her. When I pointed out that I was still in the back seat, she scoffed and told me, "I have a sex life, deal with it." FML
Today, I discovered how pathetically introverted I am when during a car ride with my family, I said, "I really like this song" and my parents gasped because they didn't realize I was in the back seat. And I'm their only child. FML
Today, I went out with my parents and a family friend. After saying goodbye to the friend and as soon as the elevator doors shut, my parents started trash-talking the friend's looks, stature, choice of clothes, etc. Now I understand a lot about my education growing up. FML
Today, I was performing in an orchestra concert. My stand partner and I commented on people in the audience the whole time, saying how fat they were, etc. Towards the end of the concert, I realized we were sitting right by a microphone, and the whole audience could hear us. FML
Today, I was in my car and a cute guy pulled up next to me. He looked at me and smiled, but in order to be cool, I pretended not to notice. I also pretended that I was listening to music and was completely absorbed in it, singing passionately. I wasn't even listening to music and my window was down. FML
Today, I was sitting in class when I overheard a group talking about how much they don't like me. When they saw me there, they burst out laughing. FML
Today, I pretended to be on the phone to avoid small talk with someone from my building. I spoke loudly into the phone while walking by them. My phone rang in the middle of my fake conversation. FML
Today, I was called fat by my boyfriend's old-fashioned mom. I'm not close to fat but I'm not really skinny either so she calls me fat. She also complained that my feet makes noise when I walk and that girls shouldn't make noise when walking. This week has been hell. FML
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Turtles 0
You were riding ...on your car?
FML_FYL_YDI 0
#1, it might be the girl's fault she's overweight, but her family should not talk about this fact so cruelly- and laugh at her! Especially with her in the car.
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Comments (215)
Morse_fml 0
Stop being such a victim. Take this as motivation to lose weight and get happier with your life. Oh and talk to your parents. Be social. Then you'll be able to hold down a boyfriend.
hey5443 0
I say YDI because you were eavesdropping. How many times have you said something bad about your parents?
shewasalmost18 0
antisocial douchebag, they're your parents. way to respect them fatty
maybe_tomorrow 0
Oh dear. The joys of parents x]
Born_to_be_down 0
Lmao.. My parents tell me to my face :] Oh well life goes on.
o_O_0_o 0
youre parents knew you were faking and those that chance to get back at you by saying all those things and laughing
Born_to_be_down 0
Dude that was ******* rude! Omg someone's fat! Who cares? But ugh thanks for discriminating! Always a plus!
avoidthegirl 6
YDI for being a douchebag pretending to listen to music so you could avoid your family. Yeah, it sucks that your family was talking shit about you but you know what they say. Family is always right. I'm sick of people trying to make excuses for fat people. Boo hoo. Yes there are medical conditions that lead to obesity, but 90% of obese people are FAT because they don't take care of their bodies and eat whatever the **** they feel like. And whoever tried chalking taking antidepressants up to gaining weight is a ******* moron because I've been taking them for 4 years and I haven't gained a single pound from it.
ithedarkknight 0
lol i agree with your parents lose some weight i bet your one of those people that act like an asshole and have a attitude towards everyone else because your not happy with yourself like its everyones fault but your own...
maximumoverdrive 0
hey hippieness that don't sound like hippie talk. spread the love dude.