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Anonymous This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff United States

I’m going on an adventure!

Today, it turns out that my hairy feet are the most memorable part about me. My family has nicknamed me "The Hobbit". FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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MrBoredGuy 1

Put on the ring and disappear

todebonekill 2

I'd tap that.

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Comments (175)

Braid them, bro.

um let's see yu could shave yur feet??

Your a chick too..that blows.

jallred254 4

Nope. She does.

That is the worst, most unrelated joke I've ever seen.

There are much worse things to be remembered by.

PO-TA-TOES boil em mash em stick em in a stew

._. tasty.

..you know what they say about a guy with hairy feet

No, but feel free to enlighen us...

dwcomposer 4

OP claims to be female too

...I got nothing...touché woman

FYL, hobbit.

Hobbits have big feet too! And you know what they say about big feet... Well you're a girl so idk

stacianichole 2

Big shoes.

You should really shave.

spicyasscakes 0

fat hobbit is always so polite!