NeedHeadPhone
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
I love that for you
Today, I overhead my mother's request to be spanked harder by my dad. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Isn't it ironic, don't you think?
Today, my mom complained that I was being too loud, and she smacked my head really hard. All while screaming at me. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Imma head out
Today, I heard my step-dad hitting my mom, and her begging him to stop, so I grabbed my cricket bat, ran in, and almost brained him. Luckily I stopped in time, because they were both naked having sex. Apparently my mom likes extreme spanking. Eww. FML
Taylor Easley
United States
Today, my mom was put in jail for beating the shit out of my dad. FML
suckstobeme
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I caught my dad spanking my mom with a spatula. The same spatula I use to cook my eggs every morning. FML
Anonymous
United States
Doormat blues
Today, my mom spent an hour lecturing me on how I'm a doormat who lets people walk all over me, and that I needed to be more assertive. So I stood up and told my dad, no, I am not going on that forestry camp he wants me to go to. Mom sat silently by as he screamed and grounded me for the entire summer. FML
glittercat
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I heard my mom moan in the other room. FML
maruskasommers
Czech Republic
Today, I came home with a friend to find my mom scratching my dad's butt with a fork. FML
Anonymous
Back-seat parenting
Today, I yelled at my oldest son for picking his little brother up by the throat. Only to then be yelled at my my mother-in-law for hurting his feelings. FML
idonteven
Los Angeles, United States
Today, I was watching a movie with my family in which a character said "Fuck you, dad." My dad then slapped me over the head to get my attention and said, "Never talk to your father like that." Okay, dad. FML
Denali
Denver, United States
Get out of there
Today, I overheard my mother saying that it is “physically painful” for her not to be mean to me. FML
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flgirlwguitar 2
This isn't FYL or YDI, this is just LOL.
Stumblebum30 5
ewwwwww!
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Comments (67)
samson111 0
how old are you 6?
Synistiel 14
I didn't think age made a difference on the fact it's a FML. I don't think anybody in their right mind would want to hear that.
lonidani9229 3
dude just walk away... its ur parents sex life, not urs... but i have 2 say... haha hilarious!!!
onorexveritas 24
THATS FUNNY LMAO
suckmineplz 0
same with me... but mostly every night :(.
SaRah_In_LoVe 0
That's hot.
ahoyajee 3
foreplay.
Gabitz 0
Keep in mind that there's the chance that he (or she) is only a little child... Isn't that just a happy childhood?
charlesucci 0
O them im suprised u didnt hear her begging me too
zoe768532 1
Eeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwww!
xNephilim 19
Even momma needs some lovin'...