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Today, I overhead my mother's request to be spanked harder by my dad. FML
Today, I overhead my mother's request to be spanked harder by my dad. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom complained that I was being too loud, and she smacked my head really hard. All while screaming at me. FML
Today, I heard my step-dad hitting my mom, and her begging him to stop, so I grabbed my cricket bat, ran in, and almost brained him. Luckily I stopped in time, because they were both naked having sex. Apparently my mom likes extreme spanking. Eww. FML
Today, my mom was put in jail for beating the shit out of my dad. FML
Today, I caught my dad spanking my mom with a spatula. The same spatula I use to cook my eggs every morning. FML
Today, my mom spent an hour lecturing me on how I'm a doormat who lets people walk all over me, and that I needed to be more assertive. So I stood up and told my dad, no, I am not going on that forestry camp he wants me to go to. Mom sat silently by as he screamed and grounded me for the entire summer. FML
Today, I heard my mom moan in the other room. FML
Today, I came home with a friend to find my mom scratching my dad's butt with a fork. FML
Today, I yelled at my oldest son for picking his little brother up by the throat. Only to then be yelled at my my mother-in-law for hurting his feelings. FML
Today, I was watching a movie with my family in which a character said "Fuck you, dad." My dad then slapped me over the head to get my attention and said, "Never talk to your father like that." Okay, dad. FML
Today, I overheard my mother saying that it is “physically painful” for her not to be mean to me. FML
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Top comments
flgirlwguitar 2
This isn't FYL or YDI, this is just LOL.
Stumblebum30 5
ewwwwww!
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Comments (67)
Milton14 0
That sucks
13__Loki__13 1
you could have seen this action going down. it could have Been worse
Mortanious 0
Hahahahahahahahah FYL
lolownedimo 0
Haha, FYL.
MrFail_fml 0
TYPO FAIL. everyone loves a good spanking!
Leonardo909 0
I hear my moms orgasms. it's ******* disturbing. i have to put my headphones in top volume :P
katiewubsmusic 0
What the ****? Your mom orgasms in the other room?
qwerty233 0
lol how old are you
Notastalker 0
Yummy... ASS :D
KingHumanity 0
Just so you know, when it comes to spanking, "request" usually means "beg". Keep that in mind.