NeedHeadPhone
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
I love that for you
Today, I overhead my mother's request to be spanked harder by my dad. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Isn't it ironic, don't you think?
Today, my mom complained that I was being too loud, and she smacked my head really hard. All while screaming at me. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Imma head out
Today, I heard my step-dad hitting my mom, and her begging him to stop, so I grabbed my cricket bat, ran in, and almost brained him. Luckily I stopped in time, because they were both naked having sex. Apparently my mom likes extreme spanking. Eww. FML
Taylor Easley
United States
Today, my mom was put in jail for beating the shit out of my dad. FML
suckstobeme
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I caught my dad spanking my mom with a spatula. The same spatula I use to cook my eggs every morning. FML
Anonymous
United States
Doormat blues
Today, my mom spent an hour lecturing me on how I'm a doormat who lets people walk all over me, and that I needed to be more assertive. So I stood up and told my dad, no, I am not going on that forestry camp he wants me to go to. Mom sat silently by as he screamed and grounded me for the entire summer. FML
glittercat
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I heard my mom moan in the other room. FML
maruskasommers
Czech Republic
Today, I came home with a friend to find my mom scratching my dad's butt with a fork. FML
Anonymous
Back-seat parenting
Today, I yelled at my oldest son for picking his little brother up by the throat. Only to then be yelled at my my mother-in-law for hurting his feelings. FML
idonteven
Los Angeles, United States
Today, I was watching a movie with my family in which a character said "Fuck you, dad." My dad then slapped me over the head to get my attention and said, "Never talk to your father like that." Okay, dad. FML
Denali
Denver, United States
Get out of there
Today, I overheard my mother saying that it is “physically painful” for her not to be mean to me. FML
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flgirlwguitar 2
This isn't FYL or YDI, this is just LOL.
Stumblebum30 5
ewwwwww!
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Comments (67)
Silentknight 0
Damn it, Perdix. you stole my thought with your first comment. [insert witty retort here] op should walk in and hand dad his belt.
scenellamas 0
you spelled overheard wrong ... just saying. :D
ScaryyMary 14
Your name is "NeedHeadPhone". Even if you get headphones, I'm sure you'll take them out at the exact moment to hear the climax. :D
Brouhaha_fml 0
rawr
Catheec 4
Well hey at least your parents are still together and appear to enjoy each other. It's a little weird to think of your folks that way but better than having them scream at each other because they can't stand the sight of one another.
BoCo_fml 9
I was thinking the same thing...at least they're not divorced and still have sex. Life could be a slot worse.
dontizzle 0
#14--- i saw that too
gtridr 1
superlol
katiewubsmusic 0
Oh shit, sorry, I thought I told her to keep it down. Apparently she can't control herself going 3way.
Skull_300 0
What the ****?
icanfloat12 0
join em, eww there ur parents nvm