Today, it was my first day working at a library. I expected it to be fun and peaceful, not to end up having to call the cops on a guy who started jerking off into a book. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I'm just a simple librarian. Last week, we had to call the cops on two separate aggressive patrons. Today, I had to call the cops yet again. WTF? FML
Today, I was at the library. I went near the computer section when I saw this man cursing and pounding his fists on a computer. He left. I thought I'd check it out. As I sat down, a librarian came over with the security guard and pointed at me. I'm now being fined for destroying public property. FML
Today, I was working at the library. Some punks thought it would be funny to shit in a book, close it and return it in the drop box. The fact that it was sitting outside in the ninety degree heat for a couple hours did not help the stench; it was everywhere and I had to clean the mess. FML
Today, while volunteering at my local library, a guy who smelled like crap followed me around all day. Every time I would bend over to shelf a book, he would start grunting. Apparently, he's going to be at the library every day. FML
Today, I got fired from my job at a library for hitting an old man with a book. In my defence, I had asked him about a massive water stain on a book he'd returned. He told me it was his cum, wanted to know if it excited me and then tried to touch my boobs. Dirty old pervert. FML
Today, at work, I politely asked a patron to be quieter; I was hit in the face. I work in a library. FML
Today, I went to the library to bring back some books, I walked up to the counter and the librarian turned to me and said "What can I do for you young man?" I'm a girl. FML
Today, I went to a library to return a book that I've had for years. After a heated discussion with the librarian, not only did she charge me over a hundred dollars for the book, she also called the cops to escort me out. FML
Today, at my job as a librarian at an old library, I was shelving books. Things were great until one entire bookshelf fell over. The damage wasn't too bad. Then the rest fell down. FML
Today, I tried to return a library book sneakily to avoid the overdue fine. I slid it on the counter but the scanner screamed, lights flashed, and the librarian announced my humiliatingly overdue name like a game show host. FML
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Welshite 40
Gives a whole new meaning to the term "book worm".
wheresmymary 22
He was just trying to keep your first day interesting
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Comments (80)
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
sounds pretty funny to me :-)
FEATHDUCK 19
"I had my dick in the world record book, but then the librarian told me to take it out." Fyl for having weird people near you OP.
icehockey14 1
Sounds like he was trying to get his dick in the Guinness Book of World Records.
Omniprism 15
Hey at least you know there will be variation in your work.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
I'm wondering what the book was. Fifty Shades of Grey? :D
xKRIEG_SCHWEINx 11
must have been 50 shades of grey
FatherPlatypus 8
I don't know... Some books are pretty sexy, I guess?
krakalacka 14
I work at a library, it's all too common. Better get used to that and many other stupid things haha
tlnorman 18
I hope you got rid of the book. Gross. Sorry OP.
suddamYOUinsane 2
He's just trying to give life to words