Today, it was my first day working at a library. I expected it to be fun and peaceful, not to end up having to call the cops on a guy who started jerking off into a book. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I'm just a simple librarian. Last week, we had to call the cops on two separate aggressive patrons. Today, I had to call the cops yet again. WTF? FML
Today, I was at the library. I went near the computer section when I saw this man cursing and pounding his fists on a computer. He left. I thought I'd check it out. As I sat down, a librarian came over with the security guard and pointed at me. I'm now being fined for destroying public property. FML
Today, I was working at the library. Some punks thought it would be funny to shit in a book, close it and return it in the drop box. The fact that it was sitting outside in the ninety degree heat for a couple hours did not help the stench; it was everywhere and I had to clean the mess. FML
Today, while volunteering at my local library, a guy who smelled like crap followed me around all day. Every time I would bend over to shelf a book, he would start grunting. Apparently, he's going to be at the library every day. FML
Today, I got fired from my job at a library for hitting an old man with a book. In my defence, I had asked him about a massive water stain on a book he'd returned. He told me it was his cum, wanted to know if it excited me and then tried to touch my boobs. Dirty old pervert. FML
Today, at work, I politely asked a patron to be quieter; I was hit in the face. I work in a library. FML
Today, I went to the library to bring back some books, I walked up to the counter and the librarian turned to me and said "What can I do for you young man?" I'm a girl. FML
Today, I went to a library to return a book that I've had for years. After a heated discussion with the librarian, not only did she charge me over a hundred dollars for the book, she also called the cops to escort me out. FML
Today, at my job as a librarian at an old library, I was shelving books. Things were great until one entire bookshelf fell over. The damage wasn't too bad. Then the rest fell down. FML
Today, I tried to return a library book sneakily to avoid the overdue fine. I slid it on the counter but the scanner screamed, lights flashed, and the librarian announced my humiliatingly overdue name like a game show host. FML
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Top comments
Welshite 40
Gives a whole new meaning to the term "book worm".
wheresmymary 22
He was just trying to keep your first day interesting
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Comments (80)
LadyLuck93 20
People are fkn strange.
saymynamess 19
Biology book?
paramor3 23
Was it, "Jack and the Beanstalk" ?
Miss_Whipped 43
This isn't much better, but it's more like 'Jacking the Beanstalk.'
paramor3 23
Lol, yeah...that was the idea! :P
katachristic 19
"Jack be nimble, Jack be--quick! The librarian is coming!"
Ted_brosby 4
You expected to have fun working in a library? What book was it?
Peachy2392 26
I work at a public library and it's the best job I've ever had. The patrons can be a bit crazy, and honestly the adults are worse than the children in most cases, but overall it's amazing. It's definitely not a profession I'd expect to find some happiness in but it's the best. Point is, don't knock it till you try it.
worldclassrager 41
That's what fifty shades can do for you...or something more erotic
klipper57 12
Sorry about that
upsetpastry 10
My dick was in the Guinness Book of World Records. Till the librarian made me take it out.
meghancuma 14
Was the book 50 Shades of Grey?
Mortoli 30
was it the book about the girl who puts her chest against the windows? lol ive heard of it... kids were reading it at my school kept forgetting the name of it so never got to read it... lol
Xion0014 20
I'm guessing he didn't have a bookmark?