Today, I was at work on a smoke break. I work at a truck stop, and it was around 2 a.m. Some old man pulled in and asked me if I would like to join him for some dinner. I said no, and told him I was working. He replied, "How much do you charge?" Apparently, even in sweats I look like a hooker. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while working a night shift completely alone at a truck stop, a trucker asked me to get in the shower with him for a "funner night shift", and threw his towels and clothes at me when I told him no. FML
Today, while working at my truck stop, I helped a trucker check his tires. He seemed like a pretty nice guy, and we chatted for a bit. After he took off and I walked back inside, I went to clean the shower he was in before. Turns out he took a shit on the floor. His wife had been in there with him. FML
Today, while working in a restaurant, I took an elderly man to his table under a red colored lamp. He asked me if this was "the red light district." I thought he was just kidding until when I was placing down the menus he leaned in and whispered creepily in my ear, "You know, you're really sexy." FML
Today, I was walking down the street and while stopped at a light, this old man waved at me. Thinking nothing of it, I walked through a parking lot to get to where I was going, where he not only followed me, but mistook me for a prostitute. It was 5pm. FML
Today, as I was fueling my truck, I was asked out to dinner by a 65-year-old retiree. I'm 25. He stormed off and called me a bitch for politely turning him down. FML
Today, I was having a rough day and decided to go out for a walk at 1 a.m. to clear my head. I ended up being driven home by two cops, who thought I was prostituting myself at the truck stop. When we arrived, they had a nice conversation with my parents. FML
Today, I dressed in my sexiest clothes to meet my new boyfriend at a restaurant. As I was a bit early, I took the opportunity to smoke a cigarette outside while I waited. The restaurant owner came out and said, "Hey, you. Go and 'work' somewhere else, please." FML
Today, I was hanging out with a friend at IHOP. When I left, a middle aged man in the parking lot offered me $100 to sleep with him in the dumpsters behind the building. That is the first time I've been hit on in months. FML
Today, near the end end of my shift as a bartender, a drunk man stumbled into my bar, got upset because I refused to serve him, puked into my tip jar, then offered me half a pack of cigarettes in exchange for sex. FML
Today, I was cleaning at work when an elderly gentleman walked towards me, paused, and with a wink said, "That's what I like to see: a girl on her knees." This is the same workplace where another old man informed me that my yellow uniform made me look like a "suggestive cheesecake." FML
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schwancy 2
Not even sweats can hide all that sexy!
FYLDeep 26
Here's one reason to quit smoking that you probably never thought of up until now. The list is apparently never-ending.
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Comments (140)
DarkHelmet 10
What the hell are u doin posting FMLs!!! You better get back outside that truck stop and make my $$$$!!!!
TiffanyBlews27 0
lmao that's awful!!!! Hey, OHIO! I wonder if I know the OP...
skyeyez9 25
47: If I worked the midnight shift at a truck stop, I'd wear sweat pants too.
perdix 31
Don't flatter yourself, to be a truck-stop ***** you don't have to look hot, you merely have to look vaguely female.
Norwegian_Wood 4
YDI for smoking. No, seriously. And, sweats at work? Really? Not even jeans, but sweats? How professional.
QWERTYCommander 5
Note that she's working at a truck stop.
itsgen 16
yea cus working as a trucker at 2am you really need to look professional are you really that stupid?
Norwegian_Wood 4
Even so, it still surprises me that she can wear sweats. I work two retail jobs and can't even wear jeans... I mean, it's still work, still seems like you should dress appropriately. So, yeah, apparently I am just that "stupid" then.
SaintE_fml 0
c'mon jiggle a little **** n balls and make some cig money, who's it killing
EvilDave 13
OP, you were outside a truckstop at 2AM in sweats. Yes, you looked like a lot lizard.
redundancy 0
haha! exactly.
elmorous 0
Don't be offended, truck drivers drive trucks because MacDonald's won't hire them. it's really not their fault, so FT(their)L
chillinAK 9
My father in law is a OTR trucker. He makes decent money. Close to 1300 a week after taxes. Yeah, not Wall Street cash, but it's a living. OP, as you well know working at a truck stop, there are certain things you don't do. Telling a trucker your working, when you are actually sitting outside smoking, is kind of the number one rule. So, YDI.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Totally agree, 72. Trucking is one of those skill trades, and there's nothing shameful about it at all. As for the FML... I have zero reason to know anything about the trucker subculture, yet even I would know not to do that. How can OP possibly not know the implications of that response? And if she does know and just had a brainfart, why phrase that last bit the way she did?
Fuzzfoot 0
hooker... truckstop worker... I think it was a compliment... he was assuming you made more than minimum wage.
skyeyez9 25
68: Do you realize most of the items you buy, get to the store because a truck driver hauled it there? They have an important job.