Today, I was at work on a smoke break. I work at a truck stop, and it was around 2 a.m. Some old man pulled in and asked me if I would like to join him for some dinner. I said no, and told him I was working. He replied, "How much do you charge?" Apparently, even in sweats I look like a hooker. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while working a night shift completely alone at a truck stop, a trucker asked me to get in the shower with him for a "funner night shift", and threw his towels and clothes at me when I told him no. FML
Today, while working at my truck stop, I helped a trucker check his tires. He seemed like a pretty nice guy, and we chatted for a bit. After he took off and I walked back inside, I went to clean the shower he was in before. Turns out he took a shit on the floor. His wife had been in there with him. FML
Today, while working in a restaurant, I took an elderly man to his table under a red colored lamp. He asked me if this was "the red light district." I thought he was just kidding until when I was placing down the menus he leaned in and whispered creepily in my ear, "You know, you're really sexy." FML
Today, I was walking down the street and while stopped at a light, this old man waved at me. Thinking nothing of it, I walked through a parking lot to get to where I was going, where he not only followed me, but mistook me for a prostitute. It was 5pm. FML
Today, as I was fueling my truck, I was asked out to dinner by a 65-year-old retiree. I'm 25. He stormed off and called me a bitch for politely turning him down. FML
Today, I was having a rough day and decided to go out for a walk at 1 a.m. to clear my head. I ended up being driven home by two cops, who thought I was prostituting myself at the truck stop. When we arrived, they had a nice conversation with my parents. FML
Today, I dressed in my sexiest clothes to meet my new boyfriend at a restaurant. As I was a bit early, I took the opportunity to smoke a cigarette outside while I waited. The restaurant owner came out and said, "Hey, you. Go and 'work' somewhere else, please." FML
Today, I was hanging out with a friend at IHOP. When I left, a middle aged man in the parking lot offered me $100 to sleep with him in the dumpsters behind the building. That is the first time I've been hit on in months. FML
Today, near the end end of my shift as a bartender, a drunk man stumbled into my bar, got upset because I refused to serve him, puked into my tip jar, then offered me half a pack of cigarettes in exchange for sex. FML
Today, I was cleaning at work when an elderly gentleman walked towards me, paused, and with a wink said, "That's what I like to see: a girl on her knees." This is the same workplace where another old man informed me that my yellow uniform made me look like a "suggestive cheesecake." FML
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Top comments
schwancy 2
Not even sweats can hide all that sexy!
FYLDeep 26
Here's one reason to quit smoking that you probably never thought of up until now. The list is apparently never-ending.
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Comments (140)
aardvarkish 17
Well, maybe it's time for a career change. (Or reversion, as the case may be.)
Proudmary 2
FYL, OP. I hate truckers.
Proudmary 2
That reminds me of the time I went to a truck stop store to get something(during a long break at night while the driver of my car was taking a nap). Everyone there just assumed I was a hooker because who else would be at a truck stop >.>
pandemic_fml 0
When I was in high school, a trucker held up traffic driving at my walking pace for five minutes winking and making kiss-faces at me and a friend. It was creepy.
aardvarkish 17
Damn! Who was your model?
CalGirl1990 0
or maybe it was two in the morning at a truck stop having a drag. dumbass
CO_Dorvanski 5
YDI for smoking. if you didn't smoke you wouldn't've had to take a some break, and that wouldn't've happened.
iheartowls 0
45- Wow, you're so brilliant! I've lost some brain cells by reading your comment. Thanks.
the_boob 0
you wear sweats to work? classy..... =
bigbadtim 7
There is nothing classy about a truck shop.
bigbadtim 7
*Stop*
nerdsgetmehot 23
On the bright side, you're apparently hot.
laevatin 2
at least you u know who to go to when you feel lonely :)
Joshbnuss 0
So you never answered the old mans question...
CallMeHush 1
Make that, Low Rent Hooker.