Today, my boyfriend was having a really bad day, so I decided to call him and try to calm him down. At one point, I thought it would be sweet to sing him a song since he claimed to love my voice. Before I could get half way through, he told me to shut up because I was getting on his nerves and just making things worse. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my fiancée told me she was having a bad day while we were lying in bed. Just as she was about to fall asleep I thought it would be sweet if I sang her a song that her Mom sang to her when she was a child. Instead, I was told to shut the fuck up and that I sucked. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend he is good at singing. Now he won't stop. FML
Today, my boyfriend wrote a song for me. As he was singing it to me I realized it was actually a breakup song. FML
Today, my boyfriend took our dog to the vet because he heard him whining in pain this morning. It was actually me singing in the shower. FML
Today, I had a nervous breakdown. My life has been going down the drain and I called my boyfriend for comfort. I was crying my eyes out, finally getting everything off of my chest that has been bothering me. I thought it was quiet because he was listening closely. I was wrong. He fell asleep. FML
Today, my boyfriend said to me, in front of his friends, “Can you stop breaking out into song all the time? It’s getting really annoying.” FML
Today, my boyfriend yelled at me from the other room for washing the dishes "too loudly". FML
Today, my drunk boyfriend decided to try to serenade me by throwing rocks at my window and singing a song about how much he loves me. This would have been extremely sweet if he would have gotten my window instead of my dad's. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were watching TV, I asked him if he loved me. He turned up the volume. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to whimsically serenade me by throwing rocks at my apartment window and singing. He got the wrong window. Another guy answered, and now he thinks I'm cheating on him. FML
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Green12324 0
Just because he likes your voice doesn't mean you can sing.
GodBarack 5
And? Your life is ******... How, exactly?
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Comments (84)
dorktastic09 0
bad day or not, whether or not she can sing, the rudness was messed up. it was a kind thoughtful thing to do. and I agree with whoever said it before me because I forgot the comment number, she wasn't being conceited.
rockstatic 0
I also like macaroni and cheese. If I told someone I was pissed, would I want them shoving macaroni and cheese in my face? Would that help?
kaijapapaya 0
Haha, that's a funny way to look at it.
marleytooyou 0
he lied about liking ur voice he just thinks it's annoying
jp0430 0
he's obviously an asshole u deserve better girl.
BeatNik169 3
Even if my girlfriend was an amazing singer, if I was in a bad mood I wouldn't take her bursting into song. Singing at random is a great way to get on someone's nerves. On a lighter note, it's funny that you think you can defeat sadness with the sound of your voice.
Punkartmama 0
Your singing ability doesn't really matter. If your boyfriend is over 4 years old, singing a song isn't going to "help him calm down." Are you completely insane?
blastvortex 4
Just because he likes your singing voice doesn't mean he should have to feel like listening to it at any given time, especially if he's having a bad day. There's no reason you should feel the need to take this as a blow to your ego; if you are, you're only lashing at yourself. You can get over it. It's your boyfriend that's having a bad day, not you.
FMLrockzdude 0
the only way can please us men is by making us a samwhich them letting us get rid of your virginity
rob78_fml 0
Yeah that would definitely piss me off too.
ninba20 0
that sucks... next time let him deal with his anger by himself...