Today, my boyfriend was having a really bad day, so I decided to call him and try to calm him down. At one point, I thought it would be sweet to sing him a song since he claimed to love my voice. Before I could get half way through, he told me to shut up because I was getting on his nerves and just making things worse. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my fiancée told me she was having a bad day while we were lying in bed. Just as she was about to fall asleep I thought it would be sweet if I sang her a song that her Mom sang to her when she was a child. Instead, I was told to shut the fuck up and that I sucked. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend he is good at singing. Now he won't stop. FML
Today, my boyfriend wrote a song for me. As he was singing it to me I realized it was actually a breakup song. FML
Today, my boyfriend took our dog to the vet because he heard him whining in pain this morning. It was actually me singing in the shower. FML
Today, I had a nervous breakdown. My life has been going down the drain and I called my boyfriend for comfort. I was crying my eyes out, finally getting everything off of my chest that has been bothering me. I thought it was quiet because he was listening closely. I was wrong. He fell asleep. FML
Today, my boyfriend said to me, in front of his friends, “Can you stop breaking out into song all the time? It’s getting really annoying.” FML
Today, my boyfriend yelled at me from the other room for washing the dishes "too loudly". FML
Today, my drunk boyfriend decided to try to serenade me by throwing rocks at my window and singing a song about how much he loves me. This would have been extremely sweet if he would have gotten my window instead of my dad's. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were watching TV, I asked him if he loved me. He turned up the volume. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to whimsically serenade me by throwing rocks at my apartment window and singing. He got the wrong window. Another guy answered, and now he thinks I'm cheating on him. FML
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Green12324 0
Just because he likes your voice doesn't mean you can sing.
GodBarack 5
And? Your life is ******... How, exactly?
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Comments (84)
Sindyy 0
Why in the world would you even try to make him feel better by SINGING? Wtf.
Jrook 0
but he loved her voice ! duhhhh
biwinning88 1
I agree if I was upset and my boyfriend sang to me I would just want him to shut up... I don't care if he's the best singer I'm the world there's no reason for singing. PLUS he most likely lied about your singing.
NorfolkDude 2
I think it was nice of you to sing to him. Depending on what you were singing and how you were singing it, it could just have made him even more annoyed. So don't take it too personally, you know?
TheNiz 0
I do my best not to hit children, but in this case I would have had to shake the daylights out of her!
caitea 0
you said he was having a bad day; he most likely wasn't in the mood for listening to you sing to him, especially over the phone.
perdix 31
"Stand By Your Man" can be pretty annoying, Tammy.
Monikabug 9
Oh, no... That song is going to be stuck in my head now.
perdix 31
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Bizzatch 0
hahaha nice
RKftw 0
haha defranco nation I see? but srsly you tried to sing to him? wtf
TheSexynator 0
u shud hav made him a sandwich bitch
FormerlyCaptainO 0
Why do I get the feeling OP is the kind of woman who makes EVERYTHING about herself?
DannyIsAFish 0
she does... trust me..
mirkayscar 0
I wouldn't like it if my boyfrannnn sang to me if I were pussed. I would find it extremly awkward!