Today, my boyfriend was having a really bad day, so I decided to call him and try to calm him down. At one point, I thought it would be sweet to sing him a song since he claimed to love my voice. Before I could get half way through, he told me to shut up because I was getting on his nerves and just making things worse. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my fiancée told me she was having a bad day while we were lying in bed. Just as she was about to fall asleep I thought it would be sweet if I sang her a song that her Mom sang to her when she was a child. Instead, I was told to shut the fuck up and that I sucked. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend he is good at singing. Now he won't stop. FML
Today, my boyfriend wrote a song for me. As he was singing it to me I realized it was actually a breakup song. FML
Today, my boyfriend took our dog to the vet because he heard him whining in pain this morning. It was actually me singing in the shower. FML
Today, I had a nervous breakdown. My life has been going down the drain and I called my boyfriend for comfort. I was crying my eyes out, finally getting everything off of my chest that has been bothering me. I thought it was quiet because he was listening closely. I was wrong. He fell asleep. FML
Today, my boyfriend said to me, in front of his friends, “Can you stop breaking out into song all the time? It’s getting really annoying.” FML
Today, my boyfriend yelled at me from the other room for washing the dishes "too loudly". FML
Today, my drunk boyfriend decided to try to serenade me by throwing rocks at my window and singing a song about how much he loves me. This would have been extremely sweet if he would have gotten my window instead of my dad's. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were watching TV, I asked him if he loved me. He turned up the volume. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to whimsically serenade me by throwing rocks at my apartment window and singing. He got the wrong window. Another guy answered, and now he thinks I'm cheating on him. FML
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Green12324 0
Just because he likes your voice doesn't mean you can sing.
GodBarack 5
And? Your life is ******... How, exactly?
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Comments (84)
Nena713 0
Lmao! wow
Here_Please 0
Don't Sing, Either Bake a Chicken or take your clothes off, that would have been a better idea...
jif_fml 0
i'm amazed by the people who post here; i really can't comprehend what sort of relationships you must have. it always cheers me up when my boyfriend sings to me, and he loves when i sing, even though i suck. your boyfriend sucks, OP.
containsnosoy 0
Never sing to someone when they're having a bad day, especially with the attempt of calming them down.
Gazoooo 0
I'd have just done the polite thing and hung up. You would have probably finished your song by the time you figured it out. Then I would have blamed my phone service and asked you to sing again. You'd be sorta off put and confused making an encore pretty unlikely. Here's a tip: Try listening when someone is frustrated and needs to vent instead of breaking into song like you're getting dropped off by the short bus while holding a pink balloon.
ali_drox 0
awww. sweet thought though
zavian 1
Who sings to people over the phone? I'm annoyed and i didn't even have to hear it.
mzhonesty 0
Don't sing when someone's having a bad day.
AdvocataDiaboli 0
Who the hell feels "comforted" by someone singing?!
Talihintti 0
my gf could well sing close to a professional level and i wouldnt like her singing to me when im pissed/annoyed. its your boyfriend, not your kindergarden kid.