Today, I met my new neighbors. The first thing they did was build a fence. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I met my new neighbors when they backed into my parked car. FML
Today, I found out that my neighbors took it upon themselves to knock down the fence we shared, and putting up a new one. Thus fencing my pool into their yard. When I asked them why, he replied, "We thought you weren't coming back." I was gone for 4 months tending to my sister with breast cancer. FML
Today, some new people moved into the house next door to mine. The previous occupants were very loud and obnoxious day in and day out, so I was looking forward to some sanity. When I went outside, I noticed they'd parked their cars on my lawn. FML
Today, my new neighbors moved in across the street. Also today, they began to park at the end of my driveway. Not used to a car being there, I backed out and promptly hit it. Welcome to the neighborhood. FML
Today, I met my neighbors for the first time, as they helped me carry my dead cat off the road. FML
Today, my new neighbours moved in. I've neither seen nor spoken to them yet; all I know is that they enjoy hammering at the walls for hours on end and repeatedly setting off the fire alarm. All this in the small hours of the morning. I got two hours of sleep. FML
Today, my dad made me deliver a welcoming cake to our new neighbors. While I was making small-talk, I saw him climb over their backyard fence. A minute later, he climbed back over, with a plastic deck-chair in hand. I feel like an accessory to the pettiest theft in history. FML
Today, I finished a fence around my house that I have been working on all week. About an hour after I finished, a water company truck pulled into my driveway. They told me they would have to take down my fence to make repairs on a water pipe. FML
Today, I moved into my new house. I went over to my neighbors' house to introduce myself. As they opened the door I saw a telescope pointed at my house. FML
Today, I paid $5000 for a new fence in my backyard for my dogs. My dog escaped three hours after the contractor finished the fence. FML
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UnidentifiedFun 37
Don't worry, at least it's not possible for them to make you pay for it.
Hunter_the_Ninja 22
Depending on how long they've been your neighbors, couldn't it just be a coincidence?
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Comments (66)
Zebediabolical 45
They say that fences make for better neighbors.
jachthedoge 4
The trump family
ciammmm 11
Little sensitive I think. Any house we have looked at renting/buying we know a fence will go up if there isn't one already. And even if you like your neighbors, doesn't mean you do not want privacy.
andrmac 25
They probably wanted one as soon as they decided they want the place.
spookyjohnson 7
I wouldn't worry about it OP, I'm looking to buy a house right now, and if it doesn't have a fenced in yard, I plan to make one first thing. It probably has nothing to do with you!
militarybrat 21
Um? So what. I would, too. Most people lile fences for privacy, or a dog or small children.
gurding 15
Are you living next to Trump?
soulreaper12296 28
What's wrong with that? Maybe they like their privacy which includes people not being able to constantly look into their yard and see what's going on.
rubysgonbfamous 12
Turf war!
momac86 17
Maybe they just wanted a fenced property