Today, I met my new neighbors. The first thing they did was build a fence. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I met my new neighbors when they backed into my parked car. FML
Today, I found out that my neighbors took it upon themselves to knock down the fence we shared, and putting up a new one. Thus fencing my pool into their yard. When I asked them why, he replied, "We thought you weren't coming back." I was gone for 4 months tending to my sister with breast cancer. FML
Today, some new people moved into the house next door to mine. The previous occupants were very loud and obnoxious day in and day out, so I was looking forward to some sanity. When I went outside, I noticed they'd parked their cars on my lawn. FML
Today, my new neighbors moved in across the street. Also today, they began to park at the end of my driveway. Not used to a car being there, I backed out and promptly hit it. Welcome to the neighborhood. FML
Today, I met my neighbors for the first time, as they helped me carry my dead cat off the road. FML
Today, my new neighbours moved in. I've neither seen nor spoken to them yet; all I know is that they enjoy hammering at the walls for hours on end and repeatedly setting off the fire alarm. All this in the small hours of the morning. I got two hours of sleep. FML
Today, my dad made me deliver a welcoming cake to our new neighbors. While I was making small-talk, I saw him climb over their backyard fence. A minute later, he climbed back over, with a plastic deck-chair in hand. I feel like an accessory to the pettiest theft in history. FML
Today, I finished a fence around my house that I have been working on all week. About an hour after I finished, a water company truck pulled into my driveway. They told me they would have to take down my fence to make repairs on a water pipe. FML
Today, I moved into my new house. I went over to my neighbors' house to introduce myself. As they opened the door I saw a telescope pointed at my house. FML
Today, I paid $5000 for a new fence in my backyard for my dogs. My dog escaped three hours after the contractor finished the fence. FML
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Top comments
UnidentifiedFun 37
Don't worry, at least it's not possible for them to make you pay for it.
Hunter_the_Ninja 22
Depending on how long they've been your neighbors, couldn't it just be a coincidence?
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Comments (66)
kaykay121797 11
this would be a great time to make a Donald Trump reference
blucorsa 15
Maybe they have pets or rowdy children. Don't assume they don't like you
turisasgodess 1
is your new neighbor Donald Trump? at least they didnt make YOU build it!
fictionaldiary 11
So they are thinking of getting a dog? A pool? Having a child? They want privacy? They want to be able to leave things in their yard without worrying about it being stolen? They think it will look nice? I have no idea why your neighbours building of a fence upon moving in will somehow affect your life.
sharond23 10
Oh for God's sake. why in hell is this an fml? I would build a fence first thing too. I have a dog. duh
DLBL 23
What's wrong with that? Maybe he wants to get a dog, or just have privacy in his OWN property. It's not about you. sheesh.