Today, I was faced with the inevitable horrible circumstances which lead me to put in a tampon on a moving city bus. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was on a crowded bus on the way back from my boyfriend's when I suddenly had a terrible nose bleed. I had no tissues, so instead I had to use last night's underwear from my bag. FML
Today, while getting on a city bus, I sat down on a urine-soaked seat. FML
Today, I put a tampon in. The string broke. I had to go to the hospital to get it out. FML
Today, I have severe endometriosis and it's severely damaged my bowels. I was on a bus, and we got stuck in a traffic jam. The bus was delayed by 40 minutes and whilst I was stuck on it, I pooped myself. An old lady gave me a shawl to hide the damage. FML
Today, I was mugged while changing my tampon. The mugger took everything, including the fresh tampon. FML
Today, I was on my hour long bus ride home with a full bladder. Right as the bus reached my stop, the time I spent holding it in was over. I didn't make it out of the aisle before I peed my pants. FML
Today, I used the bathroom on a bus from New York to Boston, and carefully covered the seat with twenty of the single-square toilet paper rations. As I was peeing, the bus flew over a bump and swerved sharply, and my entire naked bottom was splashed with urine and poop. It wasn't my own. FML
Today, I was on the bus. I heard a click right before something small hit my cheek. I looked over to see the lady next to me cutting her long, dirty fingernails. The bus was too crowded to move and It was a 20 minute ride to work. FML
Today, I got my period and went clubbing. I had to change my tampon and stupidly I only brought one. When I unwrapped it, it fell on the floor. I had to wait in the womens' bathroom for 45 minutes for a random girl to give me a spare. FML
Today, I took the bus. The old lady next to me almost fell when the driver stopped, but I managed to catch her. Five minutes later, the same thing happened to me. The old lady tried to help me, but I lost my balance and pulled her skirt down. FML
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Floortje 17
+10 dexterity gained :)
Silver_89 9
Natural bodily functions aren't gross but that doesn't mean they can't be unsanitary which is why people SHOULD wash their hands after dealing with bodily fluids whether it be blood, urine, or feces. It is, in fact, a health concern.
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Comments (151)
greencurtains74 11
if you leaked then tie a sweater around your waist until you get to a restroom. It makes zero sense to do that in public! I am beyond disgusted!
classicsparkles 17
Maybe she didn't have one, and it was the last bus that could get her to her job on time which is why she couldnt bleed into her uniform, or get off, find a bathroom, and wait an hour or whatever for the next.
greencurtains74 11
There is no excuse for being so rude and gross. always be prepared. Imagine if a male pulled his crotch out on the bus, the reaction would not be so sympathetic
ekim300 26
And I am beyond disgusted at your lack of empathy and comprehension. Sure, it probably wasn't pretty to witness; but when unexpected things happen you gotta improvise. Also, being a male and pulling your crotch out wouldn't be the same since we don't bleed down there, so there would be no reason at all for a man to do that. OP did have a reason. As a man, I'm sorry you had to go through that OP.
RobinGoodfellow 47
How is this comparable to removing your penis from your pants and showing it to the world? In all likelihood no one saw her do it. And I guarantee that no one saw her privates.
Tripitaka 21
Ok, seriously, how disgusting can you get? you couldn't wait 5 min to get somewhere private?
Jinxsie 27
Obviously not. Read the FML again.
lumene 17
Diva Cups. Doesn't matter how heavy your flow, those suckers won't let you leak! Or just save yourself the trouble and get an IUD. No periods. Yay.
x3sarax3 17
You can still have a period with an IUD.. Most people do. I've used both mirena and paragard and still had a period with both.
skyttlz 32
I've heard the Paragard can actually make it heavier.
RBW_Slave 9
Diva cups don't work if her period came unexpectedly early.
sierrajo09 24
I have implanon and my doctor said most women don't have periods on it. I still have mine so not true for everyone on birth control.
Cebolamole 13
This FML needs a follow up!
RageWolf16 31
I need a follow-up on this one
ToxicMoo33 18
Ew.
Cebolamole 13
PLOT TWIST: It's the actual bus' tampon being closed while the bus is on the move.
ForeverJasmine 26
Hopefully it didn't hurt too bad and it was a smooth ride.. Sometimes tampons can be really painful.
snowflake_3325 7
I think you're doing it wrong...
Korra_fml 23
This FML doesn't make sense. Consequences don't *lead* to an action, they are the *result* of an action.
Badkarma4u 17
Imagine me at a Mexican restaurant reading this while eating chips and salsa FML 2