Today, I was faced with the inevitable horrible circumstances which lead me to put in a tampon on a moving city bus. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was on a crowded bus on the way back from my boyfriend's when I suddenly had a terrible nose bleed. I had no tissues, so instead I had to use last night's underwear from my bag. FML
Today, while getting on a city bus, I sat down on a urine-soaked seat. FML
Today, I put a tampon in. The string broke. I had to go to the hospital to get it out. FML
Today, I have severe endometriosis and it's severely damaged my bowels. I was on a bus, and we got stuck in a traffic jam. The bus was delayed by 40 minutes and whilst I was stuck on it, I pooped myself. An old lady gave me a shawl to hide the damage. FML
Today, I was mugged while changing my tampon. The mugger took everything, including the fresh tampon. FML
Today, I was on my hour long bus ride home with a full bladder. Right as the bus reached my stop, the time I spent holding it in was over. I didn't make it out of the aisle before I peed my pants. FML
Today, I used the bathroom on a bus from New York to Boston, and carefully covered the seat with twenty of the single-square toilet paper rations. As I was peeing, the bus flew over a bump and swerved sharply, and my entire naked bottom was splashed with urine and poop. It wasn't my own. FML
Today, I was on the bus. I heard a click right before something small hit my cheek. I looked over to see the lady next to me cutting her long, dirty fingernails. The bus was too crowded to move and It was a 20 minute ride to work. FML
Today, I got my period and went clubbing. I had to change my tampon and stupidly I only brought one. When I unwrapped it, it fell on the floor. I had to wait in the womens' bathroom for 45 minutes for a random girl to give me a spare. FML
Today, I took the bus. The old lady next to me almost fell when the driver stopped, but I managed to catch her. Five minutes later, the same thing happened to me. The old lady tried to help me, but I lost my balance and pulled her skirt down. FML
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Floortje 17
+10 dexterity gained :)
Silver_89 9
Natural bodily functions aren't gross but that doesn't mean they can't be unsanitary which is why people SHOULD wash their hands after dealing with bodily fluids whether it be blood, urine, or feces. It is, in fact, a health concern.
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Comments (151)
feven 32
I hope nobody had to witness that.
xadoringx 29
I really hope there was a bathroom on that bus :/
MomentoMori 23
Obviously not..
player20270 32
OP never said she changed her tampon, maybe her period started earlier than expected and the flow was too intense to just wait. I can understand the frustration, since I have heavy flow. That's why I always use a tampon and a pad together.
teapotrevolt 27
And somehow the words "that lead me to put IN A TAMPON" prove you wrong slightly.
tomatosz 23
How does that prove her wrong? Changing a tampon would imply also taking one out, which isn't mentioned in the fml.
thesmeagol 22
When your reading comprehension level doesn't quite meet the requirements for fml..
ProfessorMctitie 20
No one noticed you putting a tampon up your hoo hoo??
kayrb 11
I'm really hoping for a follow up...I have so many unanswered questions about this...
gregnc_fml 18
Sometimes you have to do what you have to do no matter where it is.
oobergoober89 16
You'd do well in action movies. Ready for anything
VentiAnemoi 20
Was is a bus with toilet?!
laden_swallow09 35
Whaddaya think?
dave20012 15
Hopefully the security camera was out of order at the time. Or you'd be a story on the news "What one woman did while on a city bus shocks the city bus operators on how she did it and no one noticed"
Darkness_Hate 29
Bloody Hell! FYL