Today, my boyfriend told me that the main reason he was dating me was because he was intimidated by pretty girls. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend told me that the girl he really likes sees me as a threat. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me the reason he dated me was because he was lonely, and I looked lonely enough to like him. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were in bed and I asked him why he was with me. His answer was, "Well, the last girl I dated was really smart and she always made me feel dumb, so I decided to switch things up a bit. You make me feel like a genius, babe." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were at a restaurant with a few other couples, and my boyfriend started to rant on how "all the hot chicks are dumb." Apparently, I'm either ugly or stupid. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were talking about our past relationships. He told me that he broke up with his last girlfriend because she was smart and he suited someone who was quite stupid. He then went on to say that I was perfect for him. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted to subtly encouraging me to do stupid things because he finds my "bimbo moments" hilarious. FML
Today, the guy I was dating told me he thought I was a good person. His reasoning? I'm not ugly enough to be a bad person, but I'm not pretty enough, either. FML
Today, my boyfriend is so insanely insecure that he actually got jealous when a nearly 80 year-old man told me I had a beautiful smile while grocery shopping. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he finds his car more attractive than me. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend why he never seems to have his own opinion, always agrees with me, and does whatever I want. That’s when he admitted he’s scared of me and is terrified of saying or doing anything I won’t like. I have no idea what I did to scare him this badly. FML
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unknown_user5566 27
Tell him the only reason you're with him is because you're intimidated by big dicks. Bazinga!
greenie213 23
Dump him. WAIT! Before you thumb me down. With that attitude, the relationship probably isn't going anywhere. So why stay in it?
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Comments (59)
ozone9914 2
Mmm mmm mmm the smell of shit
littlehollycocks 0
Solution- get hot, then dump his stupid ass.
j0elle 5
Testing
strungsky 2
shitty.
Factor_fml 6
So, with a plain-looking girl, he's confident she'll never leave him? Surprise him, OP.
kingbling11 12
Sue.
sturnbull 1
Hahahahahagahahah
Solipsist 12
This has nothing to do with whether she is pretty or not, it's about basic respect and consideration for your partner's feelings. Those saying he could just mean that he loves the OP for more than her looks (though I don't read it that way) he could of said it that way, not the hurtful that he did.
mrstriance94 8
That's a pretty nasty way of saying that. Dump him, move on and get your hair done or something and show him what he's not worth having!
WoWkemon90 2
Um... OP, I believe that was his excuse for breaking up for you. I doubt there was a sliver of truth to it, but he probably just wanted to leave you without saying "I want to leave you".