Today, my boyfriend told me that the main reason he was dating me was because he was intimidated by pretty girls. FML
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Today, my boyfriend told me that the girl he really likes sees me as a threat. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me the reason he dated me was because he was lonely, and I looked lonely enough to like him. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were in bed and I asked him why he was with me. His answer was, "Well, the last girl I dated was really smart and she always made me feel dumb, so I decided to switch things up a bit. You make me feel like a genius, babe." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were at a restaurant with a few other couples, and my boyfriend started to rant on how "all the hot chicks are dumb." Apparently, I'm either ugly or stupid. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were talking about our past relationships. He told me that he broke up with his last girlfriend because she was smart and he suited someone who was quite stupid. He then went on to say that I was perfect for him. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted to subtly encouraging me to do stupid things because he finds my "bimbo moments" hilarious. FML
Today, the guy I was dating told me he thought I was a good person. His reasoning? I'm not ugly enough to be a bad person, but I'm not pretty enough, either. FML
Today, my boyfriend is so insanely insecure that he actually got jealous when a nearly 80 year-old man told me I had a beautiful smile while grocery shopping. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he finds his car more attractive than me. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend why he never seems to have his own opinion, always agrees with me, and does whatever I want. That’s when he admitted he’s scared of me and is terrified of saying or doing anything I won’t like. I have no idea what I did to scare him this badly. FML
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unknown_user5566 27
Tell him the only reason you're with him is because you're intimidated by big dicks. Bazinga!
greenie213 23
Dump him. WAIT! Before you thumb me down. With that attitude, the relationship probably isn't going anywhere. So why stay in it?
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Comments (59)
mrnikc 11
Wow what a prick.
cybergoth_fml 1
Aww sorry to hear that. I'm sure you're beautiful, he's just a douche ;P
livelovemusic22 3
Better than your ex admitting that he only got with you cause your great grandma died and he didn't want you to be depressed.....
NixieJ92 6
That's a horrible thing to say to someone. You're beautiful to someone even if he doesn't consider you 'pretty'! He doesn't deserve a girl like you obviously!! :) find someone who likes you for you!
WrongRomance 11
Maybe you are pretty and he just likes to suffer?
delicious69 5
U G L Y you ain't got no alibi you ugly!!
InfiniIII 6
I know you'll find someone better than his ass...
claysgurl09 5
He is just trying to put you down because he wants you to think you are less then him so you would worship him yeah dump him
incognito888 0
LOL!!
Drexdin 2
I can't stand guys who say things like that, it's just about as disrespectful as it can be. Of course, it's also rude of a lady say something in the same vein of humor.