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Today, I turned on my ceiling fan for the first time in months. I then watched as hundreds of furry spiders were flung across the room at high speed, in a circular pattern. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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BURN THE PLACE and wash yourself with holy water

I think Amazon sells flamethrowers....

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Closes door, calmly father my things, and burn the house to the ground.

Gah! I would have to move to a new house.

momac86 17

Gross ever heard of a dust rag

This is what nightmares are made out of

OMG! I would go cray...I detest spiders!

Keep your fan running, you'll never see the dust or collect spiders.

tiptoppc 21

Congrats, you made the hair on the back of my neck stand up all the way from across the internet. G2g, gonna use this as a prank on my wife.