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Today, I turned on my ceiling fan for the first time in months. I then watched as hundreds of furry spiders were flung across the room at high speed, in a circular pattern. FML

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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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BURN THE PLACE and wash yourself with holy water

I think Amazon sells flamethrowers....

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I had something similar happen, only they all dropped down on me from a light.

Kill them all. Burn the place.

Majestic. Deadly, but majestic. Good luck OP!

I can get my uncle to ship you some grenades of that helps

Burrrrrrnnnn allll of itttt

Hey, at least you won't have any other bugs in your house!

Christ... just reading that gave me a brand new phobia. I can't imagine how ****** I'd be mentally had I witnessed it. I'm so sorry op.

That sound equal parts terror and wonder lol

AspieGirl88 7

Omfg ... I'm NEVER getting a ceiling fan fitted (not even if it's as hot as the equator & I'm melting all over the place), as I'm petrified of those 8-legged creatures from hell! LOL.

Holy **** you must be Australian, I recommend investing in personal atomic weapons and a pair of shades as you watch the smoldering crater that was once your house, now the spiders