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Today, I turned on my ceiling fan for the first time in months. I then watched as hundreds of furry spiders were flung across the room at high speed, in a circular pattern. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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BURN THE PLACE and wash yourself with holy water

I think Amazon sells flamethrowers....

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BURN THE PLACE and wash yourself with holy water

I think Amazon sells flamethrowers....

They actually do just searched it up! It comes also in a lovely pocket sized edition too!

They do. My husband bought one once.

Darkmagic666 9

The ninth circle of hell

Just pretend you're in Charlotte's Web. Her babies were adorable!

I don't think these spiders are babies

Nope nope nope nope nope.

MasterTron 24

All aboard the nope train going to nopeville

So much NOPE!!!!! I'd be running screaming for my guy (who also hates spiders) to hide with me

Ya know, Mars isn't too bad of a place to live

Time to burn your house down, darling.

Like Charlotte's web! only the spiders aren't leaving anytime soon.

Sounds like Circ de sol hell no!

*** it! I'm goin' to Alaska!

MasterTron 24

We have spiders up here too

My grandma lived in Alaska like the south she said there were tons of big spiders

OP, are you trying to reference Doug Dimmadome?