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Today, I cut my penis on a desk fan. FML
Today, I cut my penis on a desk fan. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I was trying to fix a broken desk fan. I'd taken the guard off and was trying to unscrew the blades, when my roommate decided it'd be funny to plug it in. The blades sliced into my thumb. I need stitches, and he still thinks it's hilarious. FML
Today, my ceiling fan was rocking violently so I turned it off. I stood under it trying to figure out what the problem is, it fell on my face. FML
Today, I found out how painful it is when your ceiling fan falls on you. FML
Today, I fell off the top of my bunk bed in my sleep onto a running fan. FML
Today, during a workplace safety exercise at work, I managed to cut off the tip of my thumb. FML
Today, I cut myself with child-proof scissors. FML
Today, I cut myself on a band-aid box, while trying to get one out for another cut. FML
Today, I tried to suck my own penis. Autofellatio. My mother walked in on me and I flipped backwards off the bed. ER and 10 stiches above my eyebrow later, I asked her not to ever bring it up again. FML
Today, I got a paper cut while opening my box of Band-Aids. FML
Today, I was getting ready for a date, so to avoid stinky pits, I went to put some deodorant on. However, when I raised my arm to apply it, I almost sliced my hand off when I raised it right into the ceiling fan. FML
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Top comments
every1luvsboners 11
Wrong kind of ********, champ.
Alleged_Cranium 7
You don't quite understand what a ******** is? Do you?
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Comments (434)
FreezeeMonsta 19
What is this..i don't even..
bagleface 6
Is your name Peter Griffen by any chance?
Juliet86 0
Please to explain why you had your penis anywhere near a desk fan : /.
shadowolf1120 8
Da hell youve been doing?
MistiGlynne 3
What the hell is your penis doing out for one and next to a desk fan for two..?
VPmedic417 1
What was ur penis doing near the fan in the first place....im assuming ur not as dumb as to think that u were actually receiving a blow-job from a fan
Vaenw 5
having sex with a propellor like object does not get you in the miles high club
evilmeister 1
His next FML must me: I had to explain how and why I got my penis cut by a desk fan.
SN3AKZ 0
Just curious why was your penis near a desk fan?
marissa246 0
what was your penis doing on your desk fan anyway? wait i dont wanna know. fanjob