Today, my boyfriend renewed his driver's license and showed me the picture. I told him he needed to go back because they'd put the wrong birthdate. Turns out the idiot forgot he’s been lying to me about his age the whole time we’ve been together. He’s not actually 30. He’ll be 43 in two months. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out the boyfriend of 2 years is actually 22 years-old instead of the 28 that he told me. I'm turning 39 this year and I'm very pregnant. FML
Today, I found out the 28-year-old I am dating is actually 48. FML
Today, my boyfriend caught me in a lie about being on my period. He memorized my menstrual cycle, but still forgot that today is my birthday. FML
Today, I finally got to surprise my boyfriend with a birthday cake. I spent four days planning the perfect one. First thing he says? "Erm, you know I'm 32, right?" I got his age wrong. FML
Today, I'm 36 and accidentally got pregnant with my FWB, a 28 year-old bartender. I told him and he broke down and admitted he’s actually only 19, an unemployed college dropout who lives with his parents. I didn’t believe it until I saw his driver's license, date of birth 2004. So much for child support… FML
Today, I let my boyfriend drive my car, knowing that he doesn't have a license. While he was out, he ran a stop sign, collided with another vehicle, and then left the scene of the accident. Then he lied to me about how the accident happened so I "wouldn't be so upset." FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend didn’t know what quotation marks are. He’s 34. FML
Today, my boyfriend of a year decided to confess to me that almost everything he has told me in our relationship has been a lie. This includes telling me that he was single when we first met, telling me that he loved me, and telling me that I was beautiful. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted to me that the picture of "him as a baby" is really his son. FML
Today, I found out that the guy I've been dating for the past 7 months, who insisted on keeping us a secret because it was "too soon", is proudly showing off his new 19 year old girlfriend he met a month ago. FML
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Top comments
sarsuela 29
He must be good looking to pass for 12-13 years younger than he really is
123Puppy 33
I hope you dumped him.
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Comments (9)
WistayShlaio82 13
That’s one of the tactics guys use in case people try and look them up online.
123Puppy 33
I hope you dumped him.
sarsuela 29
He must be good looking to pass for 12-13 years younger than he really is
tounces7 28
Maybe this is an YDI because that's the entire reason she dated him in the first place....
BurnInDemonFire 39
So what was his excuse? Vanity? A mid-life crisis? Or are you that much younger than him that he thought you wouldn't date him if you knew how old he really was?
TomeDr 25
If he lies about this, he’ll lie about anything. I suggest you dump him.
RichardPencil 32
Does he really look 13 years younger than he is, or are you too stupid to tell?
rotflqtms_ 21
I look WAAAAAYYYY younger than I am. My brother lies about his age all the time because he can. I tell people my age and they don't believe me until I take out my driver's license. When my mom and dad were first dating, people thought he was dating a little girl. They didn't realize she was 23 at the time. It just runs in the family. Even now she looks way younger than she is. If my boobs weren't so big, I'd look even younger.
RichardPencil 32
Send me your pic and I'll guess your age.
Gemfez 17
43 not 30 and you never noticed he seemed a lot older than he claimed to be? That all his friends were a lot older than him?
mmdovsam 2
FYL😂