Today, my girlfriend's family came over and I thought it would be fun to watch old family videos of when I was a kid. A few minutes into my fifth birthday party, I excused myself and went to grab some snacks for everyone. I returned to realize I had recorded porn over my family videos. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found some porn videos in my parents room. I put them in and began to toss off, but as the camera moved up I realized it was my mom and my step-dad. FML
Today, my mom got out a camcorder she's had a while, saying that there were tapes of me from when I was a child. The first tape I put in was a porno starring her and her ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I celebrated my birthday. My mom invited a bunch of my relatives over, and they started telling funny stories of when I was a kid. My mom decided that then was an appropriate time to talk about how she caught me looking at porn the other night. FML
Today, I showed my girlfriend some old home videos of me as a kid. My dad must have taped over one though, because halfway through it cut to extremely graphic footage of his colonoscopy. FML
Today, I went to my friend's house because his family was having a move away party for him. Everything was going good until his dad decided to give a toast. Including an anecdote about how he walked in on us watching porn together. FML
Today, I went to my parents house to secretly collect all of their home videos and convert them to DVDs as a Christmas gift. Among them I found a sex tape my parents had made. FML
Today, I was watching porn in the living room with the volume turned up, because I was under the impression that my family had already left for vacation. It turns out my cousin and his girlfriend were upstairs the entire time. FML
Today, my dad uploaded his porn collection onto our family server. My mom was convinced I did it and sat me down for a long talk. FML
Today, my coworker returned the camera I lent her. After plugging the camera into my PC, I saw a file was still on it. Wanting to make sure I didn't delete something important, I opened it. To my horror, it was a video of my coworker pleasuring herself. She's old enough to be my mother. FML
Today, I invited my new girlfriend over for the first time. My roommate thought it would be funny to go on a porn site on my computer and leave it up. She saw it, freaked out, slapped me, and left. FML
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ireply_w_lyrics 0
"...It was harder times and longer days Five miles to school, uphill both ways We were cane switch raised, and dirt floor poor 'Course that was back before the war Yeah, your uncle and I made quite a pair Flying F-15's through hostile air He went down but they missed me by a hair He'd always stop right there and say... That's something to be proud of That's a life you can hang your hat on That's a chin held high as... *ccccctttt* ...Oh my God Johnny! That feels SO GOOD! Harder! Harder! Uhhhhh *orgasms*..." Family gasps in horror
muffinsareyummy 1
this is exactly why you DOWNLOAD **** to your COMPUTER. sometimes you've really gotta use your common sense, buddy.
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unpossible 26
I live in Ontario and my group of friends just uses the term 'squeak'. We got it from BASEketball. When one us says something like "Hey Nico, go get us some snacks"; another will add "Yah Squeak, get on that." Nico, invariably, is our squeak.
rinnychan 2
YDI for making them watch home videos. Jesus, that's such a cliche, and NO ONE EVER ENJOYS IT.
fxdxhk90 0
Genius, even if you don't want to download **** (to avoid viruses) there is plenty of **** that you can get pretty cheaply at any video store. GGW videos sell for like 10 bucks everywhere in the US. Just be sure to hide them better next time, k?
sc27 0
You fail so hard
RandomPasserby 0
YDI for not checking the recorder
Subjectzero 0
why would you record **** on tapes these days. and why family videos? fake or you are a complete moron, or both.
AntiChrist7 0
So you grab the snacks while I watch the ****? We would be a great couple.
Naufrage_fml 0
I know you deserve it, but that must have been so painful... **** your life :/
nonconscious 0
FAKE!!
ireply_w_lyrics 0
Squeak, TB, it's the same thing :P I was just pointing out how we have one bitch for everything instead of a bunch of specialized bitches