Today, after taking my little niece out onto the balcony of her family's new apartment to enjoy the view, we watched as a man jaywalked across the street down below and was run over by a car. My niece is pretty much traumatized for life now. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, it's been a few days since I moved into a new apartment and was excited to finally have a balcony. I went out to enjoy the view, but as I leaned against the railing, it gave way and I fell two stories onto the pavement below. I ended up with a broken leg and a huge medical bill. FML
Today, carrying my 10-month old niece down the stairs, I missed a step. Protecting her on the way down, I badly sprained my right foot and snapped the ligament in my left. I now can’t walk. FML
Today, I came home to find my little sister had decided to play hopscotch under our carport. Feeling a small childish urge, I decided to hop on one leg to the front door. I tripped and fell, slicing my knee open. FML
Today, I was hit by a car speeding through an intersection after the light had already turned red. Still partly blacked out, I crawled onto the sidewalk and I sat down. The woman rolled down her car window and yelled, "Watch where you're going!" as she drove by. FML
Today, I was visiting my 8-year-old nephew. He told me he learned about fire safety, so I asked him what he'd do if there were a fire right now. He pushed me out of the way and I fell, then he ran over me and out the front door, leaving me on the floor in pain. FML
Today, I was outside talking to my new neighbor. I was gesturing while talking and didn't notice the little kid riding her bike coming our way. I ended up accidentally smacking her in the face and knocking her off her bike. Apparently she's my new neighbor's daughter. Welcome to the neighborhood. FML
Today, I was walking around the park with my wife. Out of nowhere, a little girl on a bicycle slammed in to me, knocking me to the ground. As I rolled over, sure that my ankle was broken, her father ran over to me. He screamed, "Watch where you're going, douchebag!" FML
Today, I was walking on a busy street. I saw this beautiful blonde walking across the street and a car was coming. I wanted to be like in the movies where the guy pushes the girl out of the way so she doesn't get hit. I accidentally pushed her the wrong way. Right into the car. FML
Today, I was brutally run over by a man in a wheelchair. FML
Today, I was at my 3 year-old niece's birthday party. I was swinging on their swing set when she walked directly into my path. I tried to jump off the swing, but I could not stop myself in time. I ended up kicking her in the face and giving her a black eye. Happy birthday! FML
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kaybows 14
And that is why you always look both ways.
kunjac0945 21
He really tried to leave his mark on the world... and the pavement.
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Comments (57)
kaybows 14
And that is why you always look both ways.
lexiieeex3 32
That's what you get when you let your heart win
MrSassypants 34
Whoooaaahoaoao!.... wait, why the **** did we break into Paramore? Did Hayley Williams run over the guy?
kunjac0945 21
He really tried to leave his mark on the world... and the pavement.
ArturoRamirez 16
He really hit the road.
MathiBears 15
Oh I can relate actually because I took my niece to a parade yesterday and a little kid got ran over by a float and she's just now started talking again.
dyoy_87 21
Is he ok?
MathiBears 15
He's in the hospital but I don't know any details sadly because I don't know the parents.
thejokingguy13 12
Well that's just flat out bad
noah_1234 24
Is anyone mire worried about the man than the niece.
chuka81 27
I'm not. While nobody deserves to get knocked down, it is definitely his fault that he did. The kid however was simply trying to enjoy the view from her balcony.
jenninyc1128 17
Oh damn, poor guy. So sorry for your niece
choclaw 12
Seriously, who the hell can say this person deserved it??
shadowdragon0820 20
I sometimes press the wrong button. My fingers are a little big... but yeah, I'd assume all the YDI's were mostly accidental
wickedhyype 17
I imagine you said something like this "Dont worry, he's just sleeping....forever."
thatperson35423 15
Tell her that's why you look both ways but that wasn't your fault op it will blow over before you know it
ogdonaldengel 3
Ahh, so that's where Caitlin Jenner was this week.
lantz4levi 19
I thought this was funny
EsDeeCee 12
Liberal FML can't take jokes
EsDeeCee 12
Lmao all the butthurt libtards disliking my comment because they know I'm right.
ogdonaldengel 3
Looks like everyone is butthurt over a famous tranny that got away with manslaughter lol