Today, I got pulled over by a cop. Since my window wasn't working, I opened the door, causing him to run towards me with a drawn gun. He then had a go at me with his night stick. After realizing my window was broken, he laughed and let me off with a warning. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was pulled over by a cop. He asked for my license and registration, so I reached for my center console. I was then greeted with a gun to my ear because my coffee cup supposedly looked like a gun. I stepped out of my car to apologize, and I was hit with a big stick. FML
Today, I was pulled over by the police. The cop was my ex-boyfriend. He had no legitimate reason to pull me over, so he thoroughly checked my car. He gave me a defect notice and a fine. What for? A broken door lock, on my rear passenger door. FML
Today, I got 20% tints on my car. As I'm driving home, a cop pulls me over. I didn't want to ruin my new tint by opening my window, so I opened my door as the cop approached. He then pulled out his gun and yelled "GET ON THE FUCKING GROUND!" before I could explain. FML
Today, I got pulled over for speeding. I started fixing my hair and unbuttoning a couple of buttons on my shirt, hoping the policeman would let me off with a warning. When he got to the car, he rolled his eyes and muttered something under his breath. I saw him walk back to the cop car gagging. FML
Today, while parked at school, someone broke into my car by smashing the window. I called the police and they informed me I could drive it to the local station as it was an easy 2 minute drive. As I was driving there, I got pulled over for driving with a smashed window. FML
Today, I got pulled over for speeding. After the cop asked for my license, he started laughing when he saw my picture. FML
Today, while I was driving, a police officer jumped out from the sidewalk and into my lane. I slammed on the brakes so I wouldn't hit him. He then gave me a ticket for "obstructing traffic." FML
Today, I got pulled over heading home from college. My car was full of my stuff from moving out, and I couldn't reach the glove box. I told the cop this, and asked if he wanted me to go around to the passenger side to get my paperwork. He agreed. When I got out of the car, he pepper sprayed me. FML
Today, I got pulled over for speeding and got a $200 ticket. After I pulled away, I decided to warn the next car about the cop up ahead by flashing my headlights. The next car was another cop. He didn't appreciate my "help". FML
Today, I got pulled over for the first time. When the officer came up to my window, I immediately burst out into tears due to nervousness. He kept asking me for my licence and registration. Hysterical, I wasn't able to comply. He arrested me for not cooperating. FML
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Top comments
DocBastard 40
Where I'm from, you would have been tasered, shot, body cavity searched, beaten, shot, fined for the broken window, laughed at, shot, and arrested for resisting arrest.
SiobahnR 0
see the problem with gun control Is that bad people don't really obey the rules so then u have a whole bunch of armed criminals running around and decent people have no way to defend themselves
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Comments (160)
metallicshadow 16
hey at least you only got a warning...
zattele 3
and
horneyhic 15
no right to bear arms in Canada.
RedPillSucks 33
I like chicken arms, myself.
kbroom4 0
you have to admit.. that's pretty hilarious. at least you didn't get a ticket... or shot.
stronghand0331 17
Is it? Is it really ?
Kg317 18
this is y cops should never be trusted what so ever
dnljcbsn 0
**** the police they better pay for the damages
KingDingALing 9
Quick! Everyone run before KaySL starts talking about his enjoyment of taking the banhammer up his ass!
rldostie 19
Gun control doesn't make criminals with guns go away. It simply emboldens them. Check how many home invasions are in Texas. No one wants to invade a house where the owner can shoot you just for being on their property. Frankly, I like having my gun at my house--I like knowing I can defend myself if need be.
RedPillSucks 33
There's also a lot of people "accidentally" shot as well. Not disagreeing with your first statement, but there's a reason why some people are for gun control. Gun control doesn't have to mean no guns whatsoever. It's also about the type of guns. Do you have a pistol or an assault rifle?
KingDingALing 9
Quick! Everyone run before KaySL starts talking about his enjoyment of taking the banhammer up his ass!