Today, my friend and I were eating in my car in a McDonald's parking lot, when an angry, drunk man stumbled out of the restaurant and into his car. He then hit the McDonald's wall, turned around and sped straight into my car. I only bought it a week ago. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my friend and his girlfriend got in a fight while drunk and he started walking home. While driving around looking for him, I accidentally hit him with my car. FML
Today, I was rear ended at McDonald's by the same driver who rear ended me at the same McDonald's last week. FML
Today, I passed out in my car in a McDonald's parking lot. I got woken up by a cop. FML
Today, my boyfriend came to my work, at a drive thru, in my car, and then got mad at me because I wouldn't give him free food. In his anger, he put my car in reverse and backed out of line very quickly, only to smash into a paying customer. FML
Today, I was working the drive-thru at McDonalds, and as I handed out a Diet coke to the customer, the man started growling and yelled "HULK SMASH!" He smashed the cup with two fists and drove off. I was drenched in soda. FML
Today, I grabbed a coffee at the McDonald's drive-thru on my way home from work. As I drove away from the restaurant, a kid darted across the parking lot right in front of me. I had to slam hard on my brakes to avoid hitting him, in the process spilling my hot coffee all over my jeans. FML
Today, I was at the McDonalds drive-thru getting my morning coffee, when some guy slammed into the back of my car. I'm so happy I was holding the cup between my legs at that very moment, because now I have 2nd degree burns on my lady parts. FML
Today, some unprovoked drunk asshole tried punching a hole through the windshield of my car. While I was driving it. FML
Today, after I got in my car in the Walmart parking lot, a creepy man knocked on my window. Since I'm incredibly paranoid and scare easily, I put my car in gear and tore out of there, accidentally hitting another car. Apparently he was returning my phone that I dropped. FML
Today, at a restaurant, I noticed a really hot girl leaving with her friend. A few minutes later they came back, laughing uncontrollably, and announced that some moron forgot to put on their parking brake and the car was rolling into the full parking lot. It was my car. They watched me chase it. FML
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TrebleMajor 13
Did you at least catch his license plate number? Or any insurance information?
DravensTheName 16
I never understood this :( if you're that drunk do everyone a favor and walk to where you need to be. I know public intoxication but at least it's better than running a family off the road. I know too many people that been messed up either from being a drunk driver or because of a drunk driver. Never worth it. Hopefully that guy learns his lesson and OP I hope you're fine.
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Comments (24)
polsen4273 8
Why would you be eating mcdonalds in a new car? Thats disgusting.
RichardPencil 32
Why? New car smell is good, but McDonald's French Fry smell is . . . wow!!!
InfiniteSunshine 32
I'd rather eat in my car than in a McDonalds. Also, how messy do you eat? If you're clean and don't eat like a pig, it's not like it gets everywhere. If it's the smell, just get some air freshener. I fail to see how it's disgusting.
polsen4273 8
I guess there's not much that can disgust someone who's willing to eat McDonald's
InfiniteSunshine 32
The air must be really thin up there on your high horse.
DraconicFeline 31
Does the FML team not edit submissions anymore? I mean, it's a little thing, but they used to be good about catching those minor grammar/sentence structure mistakes. Now I see them pretty much every day. It's not going to destroy my reading experience or anything, but it is a little distracting.
westernmd 6
sue the **** out of him
daaniel69 6
About a week agooooooi
cakester123 11
ohh damn that sucks!!
Andrewx8 12
WHO EATS MCDONALDS IN A BRAND NEW CAR????
polsen4273 8
Thats what I said, and they downvoted me into oblivion.
GeeThatSucks 9
How do you guys eat McDonald's? I'm no expert at eating. Not what people would call an eatist so maybe I just don't understand this. Are you guys taking apart the burgers and rubbing everything on the seats? Stuffing fries in the vents? Do you guys not realize that people with functioning motor skills are able to eat in a car without crapping their pants?
marisjavz 2
THANK YOU!
Andrewx8 12
It ruins the new car smell, and can cause stains. Any car lover like me would never do something like this.
ArbiterOfFML 24
If you eat like a pig in a trough, then yeah it'll stain and **** up your car. And have you ever heard of a car vent clip/oil based air freshener?
DevonIsAwesome 5
Hey its the OP. He was actually way too drunk to drive away. He passed out right after hitting me and got arrested on the spot. My car on the other hand, is completely ******.
Gazerman100 13
How long until it gets replaced?
DevonIsAwesome 5
Its not going to. Insurance thinks its not worth it because its a 26 year old car
DevonIsAwesome 5
And to clarify, the car was new to me. It was far from brand new. It was a 1990 240sx.
firemuncher 19
hate people who drink and drive get's my blood boiling >:(
Kougeru 12
You deserve it for not stopping an obviously drunk man from getting into a car. You noticed him, and knowing that he could potentially kill people, you didn't stop him.
ArbiterOfFML 24
What was OP s'posed to do? Confront an agitated man under the influence and put theirselves in harms way?