DevonIsAwesome

Anonymous · This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff

Salad days

Today, I saw a customer open a bottle of salad dressing, taste it, then put it back on the shelf. FML

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whyme · 2 September 2016, 04:33 ·United States

Hit and run

Today, my friend and I were eating in my car in a McDonald's parking lot, when an angry, drunk man stumbled out of the restaurant and into his car. He then hit the McDonald's wall, turned around and sped straight into my car. I only bought it a week ago. FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 837 You deserved it 1 281

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