Today, I was walking home with my boyfriend and we passed the shop where my ex works at. My boyfriend slapped my ass right as my ex came out. It was so sudden that I started choking on a fry and dropped soda all over myself. My ex kept laughing all while my boyfriend kept apologizing. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went into the store where my boyfriend works. I saw him talking to a customer, his back was facing me, so I went up and smacked his butt. Turns out it wasn't him. FML
Today, I ran into my boyfriend's ex. I decided to be a good person and hold the door for her as we walked into the store. She decided to be the bitch she is and stomp on my foot as she walked through the open doorway. FML
Today, after a fight, my boyfriend brought me a soda that exploded when I opened it. Furious at his constant childish bullshit, I threw his ass out. Two hours later, my son confessed that he'd shaken the cans as a joke. I tried to call my boyfriend, but he'd blocked my number. FML
Today, I ran into my ex at our local supermarket. Trying to be aloof, I waved casually, but I misjudged the distance and knocked over a display of canned beans. My ex just stood there, laughing, while I scrambled to rearrange up my mess. FML
Today, while at dinner with my current boyfriend, my ex walked in with his new girlfriend. The waiter put them at the table next to ours, and the two of them had a front row seat to me spilling an entire guacamole salad on my lap out of nervousness. FML
Today, while attempting to sneak out of my boyfriend's parents' house during my walk of shame, I fell down the stairs, spilling cherry coke all over myself, their walls, and the carpet. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around. He threw me over his shoulder and turned around, smacking my face against the wall. Then he smacked my head into the fridge after turning round to see "what that loud bang" was. FML
Today, I went out shopping. When I left the store, I saw my ex, who I'm still crazy about. He helped me carry my bags out to the car. When I leaned in to give him a hug goodbye, he stepped aside, and I fell face-first into a puddle. He walked away laughing. FML
Today, I went to the grocery store with my boyfriend. I wasn't feeling well so I wasn't paying too much attention to his usual antics. Since he thought I was ignoring him, he decided to grab me roughly by the stomach to give me a hug. I ended up puking right in the middle of the aisle. FML
Today, I was out for a jog when I saw my ex-boyfriend walking towards me. I tried to duck behind a tree to avoid him, but I slipped on a plastic bag and fell into a lovely patch of mud. He saw the whole thing and walked away smirking. FML
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Avi8r 22
That was pretty immature of both of them
TripleATeam 13
Well, at least your boyfriend wanted your ex to know he lost something great. Too bad it didn't work out.
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Comments (50)
sammiaaron 16
#29 yes. thank you! :)
sammiaaron 16
this whole situation is a mess
FSGInsainity 15
#29, Another factor are women who are saying they should have more rights than men, as they were stuck with less, for about as long as society has existed.
tin_cup 27
Sounds like high school
SomewhatNuts 19
I can understand partially where women are coming from on that matter, but that does not mean we should have more power or better opportunities than men. As a whole, we need to help one another in general no matter the colour, race, sexual orientation, gender, or sex. People need to realize that bashing one another for being different is not going to help them in the long run. Especially the people who have had it worse than others for a long time. Giving them better opportunities than others is going to make them power trip and in turn, men will be the ones getting less than anyone else. We need to have equality across the table.
Hinup 11
Atleast it was.a.nice gesture right
Solano2580 24
why must humans act so immaturely like that?
leogachi 15
@12 Op isn't to blame here, her boyfriend is.
tomvertigo 17
So your current boyfriend is possessive of you and your ex-boyfriend is immature. You sure can pick em.
msmedieval 11
He could have at least given you a warning.