Today, a 32 year-old man I've been dating for a few months finally took me to his place. To my surprise, this bachelor had a huge and very clean home. Also, to my surprise, I met the REAL homeowner. His grandmother, who came home early. We were having sex on her couch at the time. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was really impressed with the man I've been in a relationship with for over two years. He had finally really cleaned his apartment. Everything was washed and fixed, even my stuff was cleared from open surfaces. All so his lover would not find out about me. FML
Today, I found out the person that I’ve been casually seeing has decided he wants to live with me. I found this out when I asked him to go home after two weeks sleeping over, and he told me he'd already moved out of his mom’s. I sublet a single bedroom and have barely enough room for myself. FML
Today, I tried to have a fun night out. I met a guy and we went back to "his" place, which turned out to actually be his mother's house. He introduced me to her. Two hours later, I knew his life story and had to do the walk of shame without ever getting anywhere near his bedroom. FML
Today, I was at my new apartment. My fiancé was coming home so I filled the apartment with candles and put on some sexy music. When he came up to my door, I answered the door, naked. What I didn't know was that he was bringing his dad to see the new apartment. FML
Today, I found out the guy I've been seeing for 3 months lives at home with his parents. He's 30. They live in a '50+ only' housing complex and he sneaks in the side door. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I moved into our own house. He proceeded to invite his parents to stay for the week. The same parents we've lived with for the past 5 years. FML
Today, at the age of 29, I now have a relationship on par with a teenager's. Several weeks ago, my fiancé and I lost our home, and are now back living with our respective families. We now have no privacy. I actually just got dropped off at home, before 10, after having sex in a hay field. FML
Today, excited that I finally got a place of my own, I invited my boyfriend over for a sexy sleep over. He told me his mom doesn't want him sleeping over. He's 21 years old. FML
Today, I had a boyfriend who wanted to wait until marriage before having sex. When I came home, I realised he must have married my roommate. FML
Today, I felt comfortable enough to invite the guy I’ve been seeing over to my apartment for the first time. Things immediately got weird when he started to inspect my place top to bottom to make sure it was “clean to his standards”. I told him to leave when he started going in my closet. FML
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genius_man16 1
lol, now the real question is how old YOU are, haha
kk_fml 0
#4 I think the FML is that she is dating a 32 year old man who lives with his grandma
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Rodin_fml 0
Could be worse, could have been his boyfriend's place.
clitler 0
Damn shorty, sounds like you should have invited that slice of geriatric TANG in for a seriously bang session. I don't know what kind of man-hating feminist you are, but if you can't three-way with a granny then you don't deserve to be graced with a penis inside of your scratchy ***** TWAT. At least she would have made you cookies after your slippery box slam session.
Etc80 0
You've been dating for a few months, and he hadn't told you that he lived with his grandma yet? And why did you guys have sex on the couch? He should have known she could come home. Weird. But yeah, FYL.
NineNCNine 0
Today, I live with my grandmother. I am 32, dating, and i am not a virgin. FML
happyshi 0
lol op sucks for you and #1 good question:)
kellyybabyy03 2
This would be funny if it wasnt a sex in the city episode !
d123454321b 14
1.) This makes me wonder how old you are. 2.) Is this better or worse than him living with his mom? 3.) When I number things I rather do 3 than 2 or it bothers me.
fantasyworld 39
How old are you?