Today, I went on a blind date. My date turned out to be very hot, and I had high hopes. That is, until she ran her hand through her hair as she approached, sending some kind of horrifying, miasmic mist of dandruff and dead skin floating through the air behind her. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went on a blind date. Sadly, I wasn't blind enough. FML
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Today, my best friend set me up on a blind date with someone he said was very hot. I'm not exactly what you call fit, so I haven't been dating lately. As soon as I got to the restaurant, I spotted the girl. She looked me up and down, said, "You have GOT to be kidding me" and left. FML
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dashizam 10
So what, it's easily fixed. One flaw is the best you can get! Take it!
priceyfml 7
She could always use dandruff shampoo, good luck :)
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Comments (209)
flea_of_death 23
Oh my god. Your name is amazing, op
xrudeboyrock 29
You sound like a pretentious douche. I can't wait for the FML that says, 'Today, I got set up on a blind date. He was cute, but he insisted on using words like 'miasmic.' FML.'
SoylentCandycorn 10
Your scenario would only be a deal breaker or a problem if you are a shallow douche who feels threatened by someone using the word "miasmic".
sammyjanette 17
Damn! I have to meet you. You must be the world's first and only perfect human being for being able to write someone off over dandruff.
joejoejoey 4
It was dried up hair spray. Your loss!
SlayerCutie 3
I'd say it's a mix of YDI and FYL because dandruff is easy to fix, being an asshole isn't though
PunkySpunky78 15
Geez it not like she scratched her head and had a weave or something
yeongji 31
You sure it was dandruff and not from some hairspray (used too much and thus, the dried part came flying off), baby powder (yes, baby powder helps when it comes to making your hair less oily), or some other form of powder (that is similar to baby powder)? There are a lot of hair products out there and unless you saw dandruff on her hair when she came close, I doubt that it was dandruff.
ziggystar69 3
Stop looking for plastic girls it wasn't dandruff it was hairspray
CanCann 16
So you know what to get her for your second date. Instead of flowers get some head and shoulders shampoo.
Shadow_Phantom 26
So what if she has dry skin? I get flaky/dry scalp fairly easily. YDI.