Today, I went on a blind date. My date turned out to be very hot, and I had high hopes. That is, until she ran her hand through her hair as she approached, sending some kind of horrifying, miasmic mist of dandruff and dead skin floating through the air behind her. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went on a blind date. Sadly, I wasn't blind enough. FML
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Today, my best friend set me up on a blind date with someone he said was very hot. I'm not exactly what you call fit, so I haven't been dating lately. As soon as I got to the restaurant, I spotted the girl. She looked me up and down, said, "You have GOT to be kidding me" and left. FML
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Top comments
dashizam 10
So what, it's easily fixed. One flaw is the best you can get! Take it!
priceyfml 7
She could always use dandruff shampoo, good luck :)
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Comments (209)
pipipiyo 12
Miasmic mist LOL
sonspeedy 4
You planning of ******* her hair? Who cares! Jump her bones and tell her to use Some head and shoulders before you leave.
Fishfanatic 7
So don't date TOWIE style women who plaster themselves in a metric ton of hair product and makeup in order to look "reem innit babes "
SoultheWolf 19
Dandruff isn't the easiest to control... I tried everything for about a decade with no result. Luckily when I got older it went away. You shouldn't insult someone because they have dandruff, she could have a hard time controlling it. Date someone for their personality, not their looks...
TishaPort 0
Dude, you're an ass. Dandruff is a physical condition that isn't always treatable. It's not a reason to dump somebody. They can't help it.
AngelxXxDevil 2
Maybe she just used either dry shampoo (which dries to a powder) or volume powder?
Urzaknight 4
If dandruff is your only problem then you sir have major issues.
beautiful_hope 16
Get over yourself. That kind of thing can't always be helped. Douche.
thatonetree 9
Anyone else want to know the rest of his name?
belliebean 7
That's shallow and horrible..