Today, I went on a blind date. My date turned out to be very hot, and I had high hopes. That is, until she ran her hand through her hair as she approached, sending some kind of horrifying, miasmic mist of dandruff and dead skin floating through the air behind her. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went on a blind date. Sadly, I wasn't blind enough. FML
Today, I was set up on my first blind date since my divorce. My expectations were low, but when she showed up, she was a smoking hot. She was way out of my league, she was delightful and kind throughout the date, but my low confidence shined through. That night she acquired an expensive dinner and a stalker. Me. FML
Today, I went on a blind date that my friends set up. Not only did my date visibly recoil at the sight of me, she ended up trying to convince me that we're actually cousins. When I told her how absurd that was, she muttered, "Fuck it" and left. FML
Today, I had a blind date that my friend set me up for. My date was the ugliest, most disgusting person you will ever meet, but I thought that I would give him a chance. He saw me, eyed me up and down, then said to my friend, "You're kidding, right?" FML
Today, I went on a blind date. The guy greeted me with a "What's up, bitch?", which I wrote off as him just being really laid-back. By dessert, he'd asked me if my boobs are real, then when we finished, asked how many more dates it'd take before I put out. So much for that. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. She seemed really nervous, so I tried negging to loosen her up. She decked me. FML
Today, I went on a blind date at a coffee shop. I walked up to who I thought was him, smiled, and said, “Hey! You look even cuter in person!” He looked horrified. It wasn’t my date. My actual date witnessed the whole thing and ghosted me mid-latte. FML
Today, I went on a blind date and mistook someone else at the restaurant for my date. We had a great conversation… until the real blind date arrived. The look on both their faces was priceless. FML
Today, I went on a blind date at a local restaurant. When my date walked in, she took one look at me, said "Nope", and walked out. FML
Today, my best friend set me up on a blind date with someone he said was very hot. I'm not exactly what you call fit, so I haven't been dating lately. As soon as I got to the restaurant, I spotted the girl. She looked me up and down, said, "You have GOT to be kidding me" and left. FML
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Top comments
dashizam 10
So what, it's easily fixed. One flaw is the best you can get! Take it!
priceyfml 7
She could always use dandruff shampoo, good luck :)
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Comments (209)
nightowl713 25
Don't make a big deal out of nothing. It's not like she flung lice at you. Dandruff is an easy fix. Give the girl a chance.
ambamm135 7
Sorry but you sound super shallow. My boyfriend has bad dandruff as well but he tries his best to take care of it from medicated shampoos to home remedies. Don't dismiss her so quickly.
upsidedownn 8
You're hating on her for dandruff? DANDRUFF?
mercsl65 7
Get away. Imagine how her who haw is taken care of
upsidedownfools 5
The fact that you just used the word who haw...
EpicBlondie89 19
Dandruff doesn't mean bad hygiene. It's just dry skin.
mercsl65 7
There no hyphen so it's two words
winkydog4056 16
Um, tasty. Suggest olive oil as a scalp treatment to Miss (hopefully, anyway, but this IS FML) Hot Stuff.
secretsymbiote21 5
if you don't want to date because of Something that small there are plenty of dudes who will. try to open up That mind of yours.
Tidus0 17
Your FMLing for dandruff? You hear that world DAN-DRUFF. Omg at least she wasn't sitting cross legged jerkin the gerkin and firing in her face because she zoned out.
Tann7734 3
Love it!
cmb8280 24
OMG LMFAO When I first read this I was like WTF?? And after scrolling down.. Now it all makes so much sense.
naughtylez82 4
Shallow
edenden1010 1
Seems like a bunch of dudes are commenting on here. It's most likely hair-spray. Dandruff doesn't go all out and crazy when you touch your hair but hair spray is pretty intense especially if you just brushed it.
greenie213 23
Dandruff is a small price to pay for a hot girl.