Today, I was leaving my job at a huge mall. I couldn't find my car anywhere, so I panicked and flagged a security officer. I cried while he drove me around for miles in the endless parking lot. Then, suddenly, I remembered. My friend had dropped me off in the morning. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I couldn't find my car in a mall parking lot. After 30 minutes of searching, I reported it stolen to the mall security. It turns out that I'd parked it on the opposite side of the mall. Security escorted me to my car, all while giving me pitiful looks. FML
Today, my friend and I were getting picked up by his dad after a carnival. As I put my stuff in the back of the car and shut the door to walk around to get in the other side, his dad drove off, thinking I was in the car, leaving me to walk up their hill. It was midnight and I ended up lost. FML
Today, I thought my car had been stolen because I couldn’t for the life of me find it in the office car park. I panicked and called the cops, only to remember I had taken my bike to work. FML
Today, I finished my shopping at Costco, and realized I'd forgotten where I had parked. After scouring the parking lot for 20 minutes, I called the police and filed a report for a stolen vehicle. I then remembered I had bought a new car yesterday and parked it right next to the entrance. FML
Today, I was following my friend to her house in my car, because I didn't know where it was. I'd been following her for at least an hour when she pulled into a gas station. Turns out I'd been following the wrong car. I have no idea where I am. FML
Today, I woke up at 7 am to take my last final. When I got to the parking lot, I realized my car was missing. After speaking to the police for 3 hours, I called my girlfriend to let her know what happened. She then told me I had parked on the street the night before. So much for the 8 am final. FML
Today, I drove to the airport and parked in extended stay. As the plane was going down the runway, I tried to spot my car. I found it very quickly, as the car alarm was going off and all its lights were flashing. FML
Today, my car was stolen from my driveway. I reported it to the police, the insurance company, and my neighbors, and begged for help via social media. As I walked to catch a bus, I saw my car parked outside my school. I forgot I left it there last night. FML
Today, my boss reported to the police that a suspicious car has been parked outside the store late at night. I walked outside and my car was gone. He had my car towed. FML
Today, I borrowed a roommate's car to get groceries. I came out to find the car stolen. I called the cops, and the responding officer took the info and drove me home to give the roomie the bad news in person. 15 minutes later, they found the car. I'd parked it on the opposite side of the lot. FML
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Top comments
Anonanimal 0
woww you cry way too easily.
glassisass 0
ha! you deserve it. think next time..,
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Comments (85)
bobofbobonia 0
and this is what the term "blonde moment" is for
dick_gozinya_ 0
lmao. security gaurd deserves compensation for putting up with ur moronic "OMG my car is stolen" fit.
nuttinick 0
you're a sped
Penutt123 0
wow ..... your a ****** dumbass lol
maggiewalters 17
Hhahaha I would totally do that!
niccos 0
Only a woman...
NEWTROLLINTOWN 0
UDI for having that sex change.
jonny2x4 0
Sounds like you might be blond, yes? Hot are you?
Greyst0ne 0
The security guard is owed nothing, he was only doing his jobs, like when people at restaurants expect tips, well you are getting paid arent you?
plexico 4
His job is NOT carting around some sniveling, forgetful idiot on a wild, goose chase. He needs to be protecting property or making crude double-entendres to the teenage girls working at Cinnabon. "I like 'em warm and gooey. How much is that gonna cost me?" (yuk)
THTB 3
What a fail.