Today, I was working at the mall as the girl that stands around giving out samples of the foods. This guy came up to me and we were flirting for at least 30 minutes. With the tray in one hand, I gave him my cell to put his number in it. He ran away with my phone. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went shopping. At the counter, the cashier started flirting with me and asked me for my number. He was cute, so I gave it to him. After walking out of the store, I got a text that said, "I didn't want to say it out loud, but your pants are unzipped." FML
Today, I flirted with the cashier at the local bagel joint. I complimented her unique blue hair and got her number. Later on that evening, she served my girlfriend and me our food at a different restaurant. FML
Today, I was at the mall and I noticed this guy staring at me from across the food court. He smiled and waved at me so I walked over there and tried to talk to him. He was looking at his girlfriend the whole time. FML
Today, a cute guy asked for my phone number and I gladly gave it to him. I was feeling really good about myself for getting hit on by the star football player. That was until he called 8 times and left 5 messages. In 2 hours. FML
Today, on the crowded train, a cute guy called me over and told me to stand next to him because there were less people there. We started talking, but he left before I could get his number. Just when I was about to tell my friends about it, I find out that he stole my phone. FML
Today, while walking around the local thrift store, I noticed an attractive guy watching me and following me through the aisles. As he followed me to my car I was sure I would get his number. He then asks me to bring my purse inside as I had been tagged as a shoplifter. I work at the store. FML
Today, I got talking to a pretty girl on the subway. Just as she was about to get off, I handed her my phone so that she could give me her number. She ran out with it. FML
Today, I saw a cute girl working register at my regular coffee shop and politely asked the her for her number. I was brutally rejected. A few minutes later, a douchebag with a popped collar approached her with a cheesy pickup line and left with not only her number, but a free frappe. FML
Today, while working as a cashier, I was flirting with this cute girl. When I asked her if she had her store card she said, "No", paused, then said "Can I give you my number?" I said, "Sure, that would be awesome, do you want mine?" She said no. I didn't know I could just enter the card number. FML
Today, I was shopping in the mall. A cute store worker kept checking me out, so after I picked a few things I went up to her and started flirting. After a few seconds, she cut me off and said, "Actually I was watching you because you look like someone who would shoplift." FML
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Top comments
Inked2009 0
YDI for handing your cellphone to someone you didn't know.
shamwowz 0
you were flirting with an asshole.
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Comments (109)
iangel92 2
HAHAHAHA!!!!! why the **** wud u hand over ur cell?!
ctguyfml 4
You were talking to him for 30 minutes in a mall that most likely has a lot of cameras just like any other mall so i'd say security would have enough footage to show the cops. Plus considering it's a mall you could have just screamed that he just stole your phone so as to alert security and the other people around you.
X_o_X_ocutie 0
YDI U NEVER GIVE YOUR PHINE TO ANYONE, JUST ASK THEM FIR THEIR NUMBER AND U TYPE IT U IDIOT YDI Y YD YDI YD Y
Sirin_fml 47
Keywords test. Mod.
Flesheatinmonkey 3
How did you send out that post then
missnovocaine 14
Maybe you have been doing your job rather than flirting with strangers.
_simplysmiles 6
Dam thats sucks i would of chased him
ELoni_fml 25
And you didnt consider maybe CHASING him?! If you just let him run YDI
worldclassrager 41
I know you don't have a spare hand but just tell him your number
FML_Elle 17
YDI, you're a Texan.