Today, my boyfriend and I got busted by a cop for having sex in his car. When the cop sent us on our way, we went home and the garage was open, so we called the cops thinking someone was in the home. No one was in the house, and we got the same cop. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I got busted having public sex. In desperation, I promised the officer he could fuck me if he let us go. Now I've got an extra charge and probably an ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were fooling around in his car when things got hot and heavy and we decided to climb in the back. After we finished we started to put our clothes back just as a someone's brights flooded into the car. It was a cop, and he had been there the entire time. FML
Today, a police officer caught my girlfriend and me having sex. The officer was my dad, and we were butt naked in his new Ford Expedition. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I got busted by the cops having sex in a dark parking lot near the beach. As if that wasn't bad enough, as I was trying to talk my way out of a ticket, one of the cops peeks into the car window and I hear my girlfriend awkwardly giggle and say, "Hi daddy." FML
Today, my girl and I with got caught having sex in the car by cops. They thought we were smoking bongs because the windows were foggy. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were starting to get hot and heavy in my truck at our favorite park. We started going at it and we were both butt naked when I saw a car pull into the lot. Not only was it a cop car, but the first thing the cop asked my girlfriend was, "Are you being held against your will?" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate in the backseat of his car, when a police car pulled up behind us. My mom later told me that intimacy was fine, just not in a car. We were in the car because she told me that intimacy was fine, just not in her house. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a make-out session in the backseat of his car, when we heard a voice coming from his pants. Who did he pocket dial? My house. At midnight, when I was supposed to be home. FML
Today, I had to arrest my own boyfriend for having sex in public. FML
Today, my normally very unadventurous girlfriend decided she wanted to have public sex. We were naked in the back of her car when she saw someone in the distance, had a panic attack, and started screaming uncontrollably. I got arrested because a cop heard the screams and thought I was attacking her. FML
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RickySleeves 20
You had sex in a cop's car?
classicsparkles 17
I don't understand why you would have sex in a car when you have a house that you've made it apparent you're alone in @_@
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Comments (52)
gerberding 3
Come on guys, obviously they were in her boyfriend's car, not a cop car. Don't be idiots.
gearhead369 20
Should've asked to borrow his handcuffs! You'll get over the embarrassment and laugh about it later
JPjenny 14
******* luck!! hahahha I love having sex with my ex in public places hahha she says it's better and nicer ;) so don't worry you are not wierd there is plenty of us!
dirtyprancing65 7
You really shouldn't be having sex in a police officer's car
mosquito19 14
you should have stayed in school.
anonpbc 20
if they were in the same area, both cop & car sex & house, why didn't you just have sex at home. totally a ydi!
rockwrench 18
Well shit, you might as well have a threesome if hes going to keep coming around.
DanCastellaneta 17
How the **** do you sneak into a cop car, first of all. Second, was that the best place to have sex?
flagelated 9
So you're living in texas and still call the cops for a open garagedoor?
XxKosherxx 9
That was stupid OP, really.