Today, my 17 pound cat fell from a counter. It wouldn't have been a big deal if he didn't try to use my leg as a tree to cling onto on the way down. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while my 18 pound cat was on the edge of the tub watching me shower, he fell in. Apparently, in his mind, the best way to get away from the water is to climb my bare legs. FML
Today, I was reading on my couch when I noticed my cat trying to escape out of an open window. I leapt up to stop her, but in my panic, I tripped over a coffee table leg, slammed my face into a wall, and knocked over a guitar. My cat, meanwhile, just sauntered down, and went off to the kitchen. FML
Today, in the early hours of the morning, my cat started scratching at my legs. I got out of bed and he raced me to the stairs, tripping me. I fell all the way down and landed in cat poop. FML
Today, I was in the middle of my workout when my cat meowed so loudly, it startled me into dropping a 50-pound weight onto my foot. FML
Today, while I was vacuuming, my cat got scared and tripped me. I landed on the vacuum handle between my legs. Not walking too well right now. FML
Today, my cat tried to jump up to the window, and missed. This would have been hilarious if I had not been sleeping under that same window, and then caught him with my face. FML
Today, my cat jumped on my shoulders, but stepped in my hood and choked me and when I panicked she dug her claws into my shoulders. FML
Today, my cat fell into the bathtub while walking along the rim. This wouldn't have been so bad if I wasn't in it at the time, and if my skin was immune to being sliced open by a frantic kitty. FML
Today, I tried to put my reclining chair back. My cat and dog were sitting on the very top. It went up in an unexpectedly forceful manner, sending them flying, causing my dog to fall, and my cat to cling for dear life. FML
Today, while walking through my living room, I slipped and nearly fell, narrowly avoiding hitting my head against a nearby door jamb. What did I slip on, you ask? A single cat treat. FML
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applecaketree 0
Your cat needs to diet!
TheBrickWithouse 10
I've been there. it definitely sucks. FYL.
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Comments (147)
HexRay 0
how the hell could anyone say "you deserved it"?..
sbuxchica0918 0
Because op let the cat get on the counter that's disgusting! The thing digs in it's own crap all day and then walks on the counter where you make food? Eww!
iMandyx3 5
YDI for feeding your cat all those ****** big macs O_o
sbuxchica0918 0
Ydi for letting your filthy cat on the counter! Yuck!
carlosestrada1 4
is he/she okay?
Jerret 6
This is why I'm a dog person. They do as they're told. Sit. Stay. Roll over. Cats just see you as their servants. Little prickers.
kylieedawnn 0
that's happened to me too lol
idontcare8l 3
Am I the only one here who thinks that's light, my cat is 25 pounds 0.o
homey744 0
My cat is 30 pounds but mostly muscle....
Stoneyyay 5
get those claw covers and put em on his front paws (back too if hes an inside cat, just front of hes inout cat as they use their rear claws for defence...) they fall off quickly, but theyre cheap and effective!
hms11498 0
sorry that's awful!!!!!! I'm pretty sure my cat is schizophrenic
flicknerrr 0
Ydi for making ur cat a fatass