Today, my 17 pound cat fell from a counter. It wouldn't have been a big deal if he didn't try to use my leg as a tree to cling onto on the way down. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while my 18 pound cat was on the edge of the tub watching me shower, he fell in. Apparently, in his mind, the best way to get away from the water is to climb my bare legs. FML
Today, I was reading on my couch when I noticed my cat trying to escape out of an open window. I leapt up to stop her, but in my panic, I tripped over a coffee table leg, slammed my face into a wall, and knocked over a guitar. My cat, meanwhile, just sauntered down, and went off to the kitchen. FML
Today, in the early hours of the morning, my cat started scratching at my legs. I got out of bed and he raced me to the stairs, tripping me. I fell all the way down and landed in cat poop. FML
Today, I was in the middle of my workout when my cat meowed so loudly, it startled me into dropping a 50-pound weight onto my foot. FML
Today, while I was vacuuming, my cat got scared and tripped me. I landed on the vacuum handle between my legs. Not walking too well right now. FML
Today, my cat tried to jump up to the window, and missed. This would have been hilarious if I had not been sleeping under that same window, and then caught him with my face. FML
Today, my cat jumped on my shoulders, but stepped in my hood and choked me and when I panicked she dug her claws into my shoulders. FML
Today, my cat fell into the bathtub while walking along the rim. This wouldn't have been so bad if I wasn't in it at the time, and if my skin was immune to being sliced open by a frantic kitty. FML
Today, I tried to put my reclining chair back. My cat and dog were sitting on the very top. It went up in an unexpectedly forceful manner, sending them flying, causing my dog to fall, and my cat to cling for dear life. FML
Today, while walking through my living room, I slipped and nearly fell, narrowly avoiding hitting my head against a nearby door jamb. What did I slip on, you ask? A single cat treat. FML
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Top comments
applecaketree 0
Your cat needs to diet!
TheBrickWithouse 10
I've been there. it definitely sucks. FYL.
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Comments (147)
juliaaalove 8
Aww you can't be that mad! Fat animals are the best:)
conversechick98 2
learn to love the chub!XD
Kriyptic 8
Sucks lol
gdicp 3
euthanize all cats!
sean616 3
wow cats are awesome, why would you say that?
iSurf_fml 8
Hey, cats aren't that bad...
ImOnEverything 0
Shave???
santarosakid 5
yeah your armpits, please hahaha
iSurf_fml 8
Fat cats are the best cats.
LizzJizz 16
Awwwww i love chubby kittys n_n meow chicka meow meow!! Sorry op! My cats do that all the time D: hurts like ****** hell
AliSama 17
make sure it does not get infected if he managed to cut you.
letsgoflyakite 2
get that little bastard de- clawed!
SBJbabygirl 5
my cat does the same thing!! She weighs about the same too we call her beefy monkey:)
Petal23 11
Geez 17 pounds? So even cats are fat in the US?
broomhildo 19
Because the US is the only place with fat people, right?