Fatty
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
Canada
Hefty
Today, I was making out with this guy that I like. In an attempt to be romantic, he tried to pick me up and press me against the wall. He couldn't lift me off the ground. FML
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dreamering 16
Don't worry. It's not because you're heavy. Earth's gravity has changed recently.
roeallen 11
Maybe next time stick to the bed. Better on you your back, and his arms.
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Comments (213)
sorrowevicteon 9
Romance and fat chicks with weak dudes can't work. Sorry.
be_you_tiful 8
he mustve been super weak. being lifted up and pressed against a wall is very uncomfortable anyway. stick to the bed.
thejahfox 0
Oink oink
jessicawuvsya 0
He is just to weak ur not fat in less u look like a sumo restlur
TheImaginarySong 16
Hey maybe he's just weak, it doesn't mean your fat.
RageWolf16 31
Sorry I'm confused how's that romantic?? I get "ridiculously hot" but idk wall pinning doesn't strike me as romantic
hwasnak 13
If he just isn't very strong, so what? If you're fat, YDI
joseph89 4
either your fat or he is weak asf