Today, I was twenty minutes into babysitting my twin baby cousins when I realized that there are no diapers to be found anywhere in the house. I have no way to get a hold of my aunt, no money to buy new diapers, and I don't even have a way to get to the store in the first place. The next few hours are going to be lovely. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was babysitting my cousin when I realized my aunt didn't tell me where the diapers were. I searched the entire house, but I had no luck. Then my cousin ripped off the diaper she was wearing and peed on the kitchen floor. FML
Today, I was babysitting my friend's kids. One of the twin babies threw up all over my shirt and it went down my bra. Of course, I didn't have a change of clothes. FML
Today, I was babysitting to make a few extra dollars. While changing one of the kid's diapers, I turned around to find the other kid gone. I turned back around frantically, only to get poop flung at my face. I guess I found him. FML
Today, I volunteered to babysit my nephew. He somehow managed to lock himself in the bathroom and then flood it with the sink. I had to call his parents, and they're now on their way home from their romantic anniversary dinner. I'm not even getting paid for this. FML
Today, I was babysitting my 4 year-old twin brothers yet again. I began to get desperate when they took my phone and would start crying every time I tried to take it back. My mother found me thirty minutes later, huddled in a corner, crying. I'm 27 years-old. FML
Today, despite the fact that I'm really sick, my mom insisted that I come home and help babysit my cousins this weekend. When I got there, everyone else took off to do "errands," leaving me with three hyperactive, howler monkey-like children to deal with. FML
Today, my class got baby dolls for the week to teach us how to be good parents. After school, I went to the store with my mom with the baby doll. When I got home, I realized that I left the baby doll in a shopping cart. FML
Today, as I was cleaning up after my two year-old, I found a pair of lacy underwear in his toy box. Not only are they not mine, but now I have to ask my husband if he's cheating on me. Or ask my babysitter if she's being having fun, instead of actually babysitting. FML
Today, I really had to pee while babysitting. Normally this isn't a problem, except the kids were sleeping and going potty would wake them up right before their parents were due home. Desperate, I decided to pee in a cup in the kitchen and wash it down the sink. Their parents came home mid-stream. FML
Today, I'm babysitting three children under the age of seven. They have no discipline, don't listen, scream all the time, won't nap, terrorize my dog, and have peed their pants a collective 5 times today. I am not getting paid for this. Their mother has no plans to come get them any time soon. FML
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Top comments
abbie14 0
hahaha use kitchen curtains!!!!! Don't you watch Drake and Josh?!?!
clandestine77 0
keep them on their parents bed and let them go crazy because they were dicks to do that.
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Comments (208)
serge007 0
Stick em in the tub with no water and if they poo or pee just rinse em off.
kizha4 0
69 shill that's like a totally fake picture of course but seriously that's an ugly picture u got there 57!! really when I saw it I said WTF!
dinodowner 0
There are so many things wrong with this. Why didn't you ask where supplies were as someone else pointed out, but also, why do you have no way to reach your Aunt? What would happen if there were a real medical emergency?
evilpieboy 0
so u go on fml
dugumit 0
there was nobody else u could call to help u out with some diapers. ur aunt is the only person on the planet u know or who has a phone.
LamesauceDx 0
Use your mouth? ;D
shadowPlayer 6
call someone else?
RetroMom 0
try looking for a diaper bag. even if they ran out, which i doubt, theres probly a spare few in the diaper bag.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Best idea yet.
acinom 3
what if there was an emergency? why wouldn't you have a way to get a hold of her?
myschyveus 0
use their bath towels. they won't mind.