Today, I was twenty minutes into babysitting my twin baby cousins when I realized that there are no diapers to be found anywhere in the house. I have no way to get a hold of my aunt, no money to buy new diapers, and I don't even have a way to get to the store in the first place. The next few hours are going to be lovely. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was babysitting my cousin when I realized my aunt didn't tell me where the diapers were. I searched the entire house, but I had no luck. Then my cousin ripped off the diaper she was wearing and peed on the kitchen floor. FML
Today, I was babysitting my friend's kids. One of the twin babies threw up all over my shirt and it went down my bra. Of course, I didn't have a change of clothes. FML
Today, I was babysitting to make a few extra dollars. While changing one of the kid's diapers, I turned around to find the other kid gone. I turned back around frantically, only to get poop flung at my face. I guess I found him. FML
Today, I volunteered to babysit my nephew. He somehow managed to lock himself in the bathroom and then flood it with the sink. I had to call his parents, and they're now on their way home from their romantic anniversary dinner. I'm not even getting paid for this. FML
Today, I was babysitting my 4 year-old twin brothers yet again. I began to get desperate when they took my phone and would start crying every time I tried to take it back. My mother found me thirty minutes later, huddled in a corner, crying. I'm 27 years-old. FML
Today, despite the fact that I'm really sick, my mom insisted that I come home and help babysit my cousins this weekend. When I got there, everyone else took off to do "errands," leaving me with three hyperactive, howler monkey-like children to deal with. FML
Today, my class got baby dolls for the week to teach us how to be good parents. After school, I went to the store with my mom with the baby doll. When I got home, I realized that I left the baby doll in a shopping cart. FML
Today, as I was cleaning up after my two year-old, I found a pair of lacy underwear in his toy box. Not only are they not mine, but now I have to ask my husband if he's cheating on me. Or ask my babysitter if she's being having fun, instead of actually babysitting. FML
Today, I really had to pee while babysitting. Normally this isn't a problem, except the kids were sleeping and going potty would wake them up right before their parents were due home. Desperate, I decided to pee in a cup in the kitchen and wash it down the sink. Their parents came home mid-stream. FML
Today, I'm babysitting three children under the age of seven. They have no discipline, don't listen, scream all the time, won't nap, terrorize my dog, and have peed their pants a collective 5 times today. I am not getting paid for this. Their mother has no plans to come get them any time soon. FML
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Top comments
abbie14 0
hahaha use kitchen curtains!!!!! Don't you watch Drake and Josh?!?!
clandestine77 0
keep them on their parents bed and let them go crazy because they were dicks to do that.
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Comments (208)
authorkid 2
hey I have twin baby cousins except I don't think that 3 yrs old is babies but I still call them babies
cathyran25 0
this is so a lie like a parent would have twins and have no diapers around
RubberDelight 0
it's against the rules too self judge whether a post is real or not and plus how the hell would you know. I was babysitting and this happened to me too
marylovesyou8D 7
they're called curtains. ;) haven't you seen drake and Josh?
the_Flirt 0
no
Dillytip 0
you know there was still human life on earth before diapers.why don't u just deal with it
tedwin223 0
ttthhhhhhppppppyttttttbttt
Melaniee_fml 0
maybe you should try a little harder to fix the situation rather than getting on the Internet.
dphilipson12 0
use a rag and a safety pin Jesus! stop being stupid! what?! you think they had HUGGIES in the 1800's??? spoiled bitch!
sneeze_watch 19
Aww OP, that sucks. Maybe it was an accident? I've done it before. I dropped my son off at my mother in law's and went to get a haircut, and apparently I forgot to restock the diaper bag. Thankfully she was pretty resourceful and used a couple of burp cloths as diapers until I got back.
Jakyre 0
That really sucks. but seriously tho, what respectable parents leaves their children with a babysitter and doesn't leave ANY contact info??? What would happen if you or the kids got hurt?