Today, I went to pick up my dog from the vet after she had surgery. I somehow managed to lock my keys, my purse, and my dog in the car. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML
Today, I was driving back from school 100 miles away from my home with my fiancé and dog. While stopping for gas, we accidentally left our car keys and cell phones in the car. The dog sat on one of the keys and engaged the locks. We were locked out of the car until the tow truck arrived. FML
Today, I opened my car door on reaching destination and my dog escaped. I never found him. My destination was the vet's office to get him micro-chipped. FML
Today, I locked my keys in the car while the car was running because I got out to get the parking ticket attached to my windshield. FML
Today, after locking my keys in the car and waiting three hours for my mom to bring me my spare, I reached into my bag only to find my keys. FML
Today, I shut my finger in the car door. The door locked. Then I dropped the keys on the ground and couldn't reach them. FML
Today, I got locked out of my car while the engine was idling. The "good news"? My dog inside the car thought this was the funniest thing ever and barked happily every time I tried to open it. FML
Today, I locked my keys in my car. After looking for the spare key for hours, we called our insurance company, who then sent a "locksmith" with a wedge and a bar to open my car. All he did was break the driver and passenger doorhandles. My stuff is still inside. FML
Today, I locked my keys in my car. Good thing I went to Lowe's to make spares, which are also now locked in the car. FML
Today, I accidentally locked my car and house keys along with my phone in my car. Then I had to break into my own house looking for the spare. Someone called the police and I had to explain that I lived there. I forgot to grab the spare when I went to talk to the police officers I locked the door behind me. FML
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Top comments
yourWIFEandKIDS 0
YDI because you're a retard.
MrsxBillxKaulitz 5
your dog probably hit the lock button.
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Comments (58)
bankrupt 15
Congratulations! You can now look in your window and watch the dog shit, piss and barf all over your car and chew anything inside to bits. YDI for even owning one of those vile things in the first place.
AlvaTheStarvingA 0
That dog is evil. It likes to watch you walk around your vehicle like a stupid lion. It'll drive off soon if you don't unlock the car.
BelleElle_fml 0
F*ck your dog's life for having a dumbass for an owner.
Charlotteeexx 0
dogs die in hot cars :/
imperfect14 0
poor little doggy :( you need to be more careful.
lovelyliz916 5
Aww poor doggy, I hope you made her a sammich to make her feel better. (:
Knc123 0
Poor doggy!
PeteElMalo 0
F your dog's L
bedburgular 0
how did you manage that?
Lolzords 11
Somehow, apparantly.
lancome_fml 0
She's got to be blond!!!
snizzlesnuzzle 0
I hope you got your dog out. animal abuser!