Today, I went to pick up my dog from the vet after she had surgery. I somehow managed to lock my keys, my purse, and my dog in the car. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML
Today, I was driving back from school 100 miles away from my home with my fiancé and dog. While stopping for gas, we accidentally left our car keys and cell phones in the car. The dog sat on one of the keys and engaged the locks. We were locked out of the car until the tow truck arrived. FML
Today, I opened my car door on reaching destination and my dog escaped. I never found him. My destination was the vet's office to get him micro-chipped. FML
Today, I locked my keys in the car while the car was running because I got out to get the parking ticket attached to my windshield. FML
Today, after locking my keys in the car and waiting three hours for my mom to bring me my spare, I reached into my bag only to find my keys. FML
Today, I shut my finger in the car door. The door locked. Then I dropped the keys on the ground and couldn't reach them. FML
Today, I got locked out of my car while the engine was idling. The "good news"? My dog inside the car thought this was the funniest thing ever and barked happily every time I tried to open it. FML
Today, I locked my keys in my car. After looking for the spare key for hours, we called our insurance company, who then sent a "locksmith" with a wedge and a bar to open my car. All he did was break the driver and passenger doorhandles. My stuff is still inside. FML
Today, I locked my keys in my car. Good thing I went to Lowe's to make spares, which are also now locked in the car. FML
Today, I accidentally locked my car and house keys along with my phone in my car. Then I had to break into my own house looking for the spare. Someone called the police and I had to explain that I lived there. I forgot to grab the spare when I went to talk to the police officers I locked the door behind me. FML
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yourWIFEandKIDS 0
YDI because you're a retard.
MrsxBillxKaulitz 5
your dog probably hit the lock button.
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Comments (58)
baltomushishi 0
i hope that dog is ok , otherwise theres gonna be blood!
mahimalil 0
You have a huge point there..... How do u lock all that stuff in there at once??
ryan0212 0
you open your door. you lock the door. you get out. you accidentally leave the key inside.
allmidnighteyes 11
If you have a chocolate chip cookie in there too, then someone should eventually break the glass and take it, allowing you access once again to your possessions :p
imperfect14 0
hahahaha good one xD
mintcar 10
Pay more attention?
eternalsunlight 5
Oh no!!! The poor dog!!! Hope it was okay!!!!!
Blaw023 0
Your an idiot. Case closed
FirstBornUnicorn 0
You're an idiot. Case closed.*
whcwtexan 0
not first, thank god!!! that sucks op, but shit happens...
perdix 31
You'd better hope Pop-A-Lock gets there quick, or you're going to have one expensive hot dog.
BleedingJaws 0
**** the dog's life.