Today, I had a third date with a great guy. Over dinner, he told me that he wanted to see more of me. When I agreed, he pulled out his schedule book and started to tell me he was dating 5 other women besides me. He then told me what week in the "rotation" would be mine. He wasn't kidding. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a guy I've been dating for a year asked me to meet him for dinner and a couple of drinks. After dinner, he confessed that he's been seeing another woman and has decided he wants to seek a relationship with her. He then told me how sex with me is great, but he didn't want me to continue being "the other woman." FML
Today, I went on what I thought was my fifth date with a guy. We finally got intimate and it was amazing. As soon as it was over, he said : "Sorry babe, I should get going. I have a date tomorrow and I'd hate to be tired for it." FML
Today, I went on a coffee date with a guy I'm interested in. He picked up his phone mid-date to finalize dinner plans with another girl. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy that I really like. At the last minute he informed me a friend would be tagging along. To keep his friend from being a third-wheel, I kept up a conversation, and managed to piss my date off. He thought I would be a better match for his friend. FML
Today, I went on two dates from a dating app. The first one said halfway through that we couldn't date because it would break his contract. The second one catfished me. This is why I have multiple dates in one day. They never end well. FML
Today, I went on my third date with a great guy. We finally got round to talking about his tattoos. All 57 are related to his best friend. All of them. The best friend he never stops talking about. Somehow I don't think this will work out. FML
Today, during a Tinder date, the guy spent a solid hour talking about the Tinder date he went on yesterday with someone else. Honestly, I only stayed to the end because the restaurant was excellent. The guy was actually confused when I split the bill and didn’t want to have sex with him. FML
Today, I went on what I thought was a date. After a wonderful night with a perfect gentleman, he told me how excited he is that he's moving in with his girlfriend next week, and thanked me for reassuring him that he doesn't want anyone but her. FML
Today, I went on a fifth date with a guy, and he asked me if we could be boyfriend and girlfriend. Just after I said yes, he pulled out a contract and asked me to sign on the dotted line. FML
Today, I had my first date in more than two years. As soon as I sat down, the first words out of his mouth were, "How many people have you had sex with? Not just recently, but ever. I don’t date women who’ve had more than 5 partners." I left before we'd even ordered drinks. FML
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may_cause_fail 0
...At least he's organized? D:
absent_toast 0
Wow. You should continue dating him and see if you win.
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Comments (298)
theAxis 0
amazing! they all love him so much, they don't care!
crossoverz7 0
HE should be writing an FML about how he is so stupid.
brandon6792 0
U shud jus **** with him
darkmis1 18
that sux-at least he wuz up front tho
mj2123 0
Not really such a great guy, now, is he?
Agarwel 0
At least he is honest and you can choose if you accept this or not. Still much better than most of people who are doing the same, but in sneaky way.
YerPal 0
You should have told him, "Sorry, I had not planned on giving you that week in MY rotation." Then you can tell him that with two such rotations, synchronization would not be possible, but he is welcome to join you sometime if he doesn't mind being the third person.
eilizlol 0
Perhaps he wasn't that into you and it was his way of breaking up. Always good to go out with a bang. It's full of so much WIN.
isthisforeal 0
What an a..hole!! I bet he saw no problem with it too!
peanut_gallery 2
I don't see anything wrong with what this guy is doing. He's being honest and there's no reason why he or anyone can't "play the field." It's only the third date, relax, you're not "going steady" yet. (If that term is still used. :) I have never understood some women's belief that the second you go on one (or even three) date(s) with a dude that you're one step away from being engaged.