Today, I had a third date with a great guy. Over dinner, he told me that he wanted to see more of me. When I agreed, he pulled out his schedule book and started to tell me he was dating 5 other women besides me. He then told me what week in the "rotation" would be mine. He wasn't kidding. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a guy I've been dating for a year asked me to meet him for dinner and a couple of drinks. After dinner, he confessed that he's been seeing another woman and has decided he wants to seek a relationship with her. He then told me how sex with me is great, but he didn't want me to continue being "the other woman." FML
Today, I went on what I thought was my fifth date with a guy. We finally got intimate and it was amazing. As soon as it was over, he said : "Sorry babe, I should get going. I have a date tomorrow and I'd hate to be tired for it." FML
Today, I went on a coffee date with a guy I'm interested in. He picked up his phone mid-date to finalize dinner plans with another girl. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy that I really like. At the last minute he informed me a friend would be tagging along. To keep his friend from being a third-wheel, I kept up a conversation, and managed to piss my date off. He thought I would be a better match for his friend. FML
Today, I went on two dates from a dating app. The first one said halfway through that we couldn't date because it would break his contract. The second one catfished me. This is why I have multiple dates in one day. They never end well. FML
Today, I went on my third date with a great guy. We finally got round to talking about his tattoos. All 57 are related to his best friend. All of them. The best friend he never stops talking about. Somehow I don't think this will work out. FML
Today, during a Tinder date, the guy spent a solid hour talking about the Tinder date he went on yesterday with someone else. Honestly, I only stayed to the end because the restaurant was excellent. The guy was actually confused when I split the bill and didn’t want to have sex with him. FML
Today, I went on what I thought was a date. After a wonderful night with a perfect gentleman, he told me how excited he is that he's moving in with his girlfriend next week, and thanked me for reassuring him that he doesn't want anyone but her. FML
Today, I went on a fifth date with a guy, and he asked me if we could be boyfriend and girlfriend. Just after I said yes, he pulled out a contract and asked me to sign on the dotted line. FML
Today, I had my first date in more than two years. As soon as I sat down, the first words out of his mouth were, "How many people have you had sex with? Not just recently, but ever. I don’t date women who’ve had more than 5 partners." I left before we'd even ordered drinks. FML
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may_cause_fail 0
...At least he's organized? D:
absent_toast 0
Wow. You should continue dating him and see if you win.
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shakenbake93 0
That sucks. Dump his sorry ass.
nibas 0
haha. obv ur not gonna see him anymore but...HAHA...that's pretty funny. sounds like what i would do except with not as many...and i wouldnt tell them either...
ahkow 0
Today I woke up, smelt the morning breeze and was glad to see another day. LOVE MY LIFE. Thousand got wiped out in the tsunami. They didnt see it coming. Now they are all dead. So should you FML-ers.
supercatgirl 0
at least hes honest with it and not saying he's working all the time he probably does weekly rotatons becue daily ones are too hard to keep track of :P
babawaba 0
A great guy indead
youfailatlife 0
Are you dating Hugh Hefner? Hey, free dinners and drinks with no commitment. Use him and keep an eye out for the "one".
aback 5
You think he's great--he thinks he's great. Hey-! You've got something in common! Seriously, he sounds just a bit OCD to me.
alybaly 0
I'm new here if a person says I was that guy or my friends one of the other five are they lying?
ChasinParkedCars 0
bitchslap!
kaelendra 0
That's when you say ooh sorry that weeks not good for me nor a organized rotation and being one of five. I can see it ok dating a bunch of people when not serious but not a weekly rotation and the same five that's more being a ass