Today, I had a third date with a great guy. Over dinner, he told me that he wanted to see more of me. When I agreed, he pulled out his schedule book and started to tell me he was dating 5 other women besides me. He then told me what week in the "rotation" would be mine. He wasn't kidding. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a guy I've been dating for a year asked me to meet him for dinner and a couple of drinks. After dinner, he confessed that he's been seeing another woman and has decided he wants to seek a relationship with her. He then told me how sex with me is great, but he didn't want me to continue being "the other woman." FML
Today, I went on what I thought was my fifth date with a guy. We finally got intimate and it was amazing. As soon as it was over, he said : "Sorry babe, I should get going. I have a date tomorrow and I'd hate to be tired for it." FML
Today, I went on a coffee date with a guy I'm interested in. He picked up his phone mid-date to finalize dinner plans with another girl. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy that I really like. At the last minute he informed me a friend would be tagging along. To keep his friend from being a third-wheel, I kept up a conversation, and managed to piss my date off. He thought I would be a better match for his friend. FML
Today, I went on two dates from a dating app. The first one said halfway through that we couldn't date because it would break his contract. The second one catfished me. This is why I have multiple dates in one day. They never end well. FML
Today, I went on my third date with a great guy. We finally got round to talking about his tattoos. All 57 are related to his best friend. All of them. The best friend he never stops talking about. Somehow I don't think this will work out. FML
Today, during a Tinder date, the guy spent a solid hour talking about the Tinder date he went on yesterday with someone else. Honestly, I only stayed to the end because the restaurant was excellent. The guy was actually confused when I split the bill and didn’t want to have sex with him. FML
Today, I went on what I thought was a date. After a wonderful night with a perfect gentleman, he told me how excited he is that he's moving in with his girlfriend next week, and thanked me for reassuring him that he doesn't want anyone but her. FML
Today, I went on a fifth date with a guy, and he asked me if we could be boyfriend and girlfriend. Just after I said yes, he pulled out a contract and asked me to sign on the dotted line. FML
Today, I had my first date in more than two years. As soon as I sat down, the first words out of his mouth were, "How many people have you had sex with? Not just recently, but ever. I don’t date women who’ve had more than 5 partners." I left before we'd even ordered drinks. FML
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may_cause_fail 0
...At least he's organized? D:
absent_toast 0
Wow. You should continue dating him and see if you win.
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Comments (298)
cattoe7 0
i wonder if he takes all the girls out for dinner.. or movies.. that would get kind of expensive
ithedarkknight 0
thats awesome lol why are you on here saying FML when u going on dates with like three guys what are you mad that he beats your 3 with 5 lol
porcupunk 0
Where's the problem here? You are dating, not in an exclusive relationship (or any kind of relationship for that matter).
Shirou 0
It's 'kay. Just do him. I don't see the problem. At least he's honest.
Vagrarian 2
Yeah...at least he's honest...but still. I have no problem with him seeing other people, and I give him props for being up-front about it. But this "rotation" business sounds too cold and disrespectful. If he's hot, nail him once or twice and then move on to someone who will show some respect. You're a woman, not a tire.
fermata 0
There's nothing wrong with it as it's clearly in the casual dating stage. Still, wow... Where on earth does he get the time or money? And does he keep track of all of you on an excel spreadsheet? I'd be a little tempted to continue dating this guy and see how he juggles all of this. Talk about emotional multitasking... Plus, he's posing the scenario almost as a damn challenge...
SurfCitySqueeze 0
I wanna meet this guy
mike_i_am 0
don't hate the player, hate the game. at least he felt you were worthy of his schedule.
PlusShipping 0
He's my idol
killuhb 0
Dump him! No matter how great he is he doesn't feel the same