Today, my college roomate and I received our first pieces of mail. We were very excited because our mailbox wasn't empty anymore. She got a package of home baked cookies in the mail from her family. I got a letter from a stranger in prison. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my parents told me that they received a letter from a prison. Being curious they opened it up and read the entire thing. It was from this girl I randomly met. Now I have a prison stalker and my parents think I date felons. FML
Today, one of my best friends and I both got mail. She got her wedding invites to send out; I got my divorce papers. FML
Today, I got a package in the mail from my girlfriend. I was really excited until I realized that it was just a box full things that I gave to her. FML
Today, I received an envelope with my name written in beautiful writing in my mailbox. I just moved in the day before and hadn't given the address to anyone or met my neighbors yet so I was a bit surprised by it, even more surprised to find nothing but a dick pic inside. FML
Today, I was accepted to the college of my dreams. Then I checked the address. Turns out, the letter was meant for my neighbor. I was actually denied. FML
Today, I found a love letter in my mail. It was from a girl I met at a bar few weeks ago. I never gave her my address or last name. I guess I have a stalker now. FML
Today, while at the office, a surprise Valentine's gift arrived for me, the first I've ever received. It was a box of heart-shaped cookies. From my mother. I'm 39. FML
Today, I got a birthday package from my parents. It was all the stuff I'd forgotten there when visiting a month ago, along with some other things I'd left behind when I moved out. FML
Today, I went home, where I live alone, from my dorm room at my university. The only Christmas cards I had received were addressed to the person that lived there before me. FML
Today, I got a package containing a present from my grandma. It was a pack of cookies someone gave her for her birthday, and which no one in the family wanted to take home when she offered, because we all found the cookies disgusting. FML
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Top comments
elliebutton 0
Oh well, at least you got mail.
tanman0401 4
Well what did he say?
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Comments (86)
Mightybob50 0
Hey! Stop using exclamation marks! It's really annoying! See?!
zivahlah 0
Hey #45, You know what's even more annoying? The fact you neglected to read or chose to repeat what 3 people had already said before you.
xd0rkiee 0
Who the hell cares if he repeats what other people said? When someone posts "first," and they`re not, there`s about five people saying "NO YOU`RE NOT!"
fckaduck 0
Yes...and the five people saying "no you're not" are annoying as well.
caltain 0
So, said another way, she got thicker thighs and you got a great story to break the ice with the guy of your choice.
Bdellophobic 0
wow! That's really cool! Hope you're not too disappointed!!
Yawn823 0
AWESOME!!!!
t109 0
i think thats pretty legit. my family sends me stupid stuff, a letter from a stranger in prison would entertain the hell outta me... but i wouldnt call it an fml
aang22000 0
Dont cry princess... you didn't get cookies, oh, TOO ******* BAD YOU DIDN"T GET COOKIES!!! really now, are you so much of a fat ass that you had to post an FML about you not getting a letter as good as your room mate. really thats pathetic.
fluffyhead0098 0
I'd be jealous of your roommate if I was you but why is this an FML? It's just mail, at least you GOT something.
invisiblerabbit 0
do you go to Hogwarts or some lame shit like that where getting mail (OMG!!!!!) is a big deal? **** you. you numb brained stupid bimbo.
drinkupgorgeous 0
Slap your roomate and eat her cookies. Problem solved.
hunterjumper24 0
well, what did the letter say?